Lucy Liu wears glasses that weigh more than she does

Paris Hilton dates the poor man's Joel Madden

She and Benji Madden are dating since she has run out of people that she hasn't slept with.

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Kate Moss is on a mission......

She's on a mission to sleep with a guy who hasn't showered since 2002.

Monica Cruz attends the fashion shows in Paris

It's really hard to tell who's prettier between her and her sister Penelope.

Shauna Sands is really elegant and classy

Mother of three and ex-wife of serial marrier Lorenzo Lamas, Shauna Sands continues to wear lucite stripper heels even to Oscar parties. Ironically, in her divorce papers she claimed that Lorenzo had forced her to become a stripper in order to generate some income, which she protested doing. Possibly in case she changes her mind, she wants to be ready to work on a minutes notice.

Guess who's the celebrity offspring?

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Getting a GED is not too tough

Jamie Lynn Spears has passed her GED and will be taking the ACTs since she wants to go to college. Even though we think her family is filled with a bunch of crazy morons, we applaud her for wanting to go to college-- and if she does go--we'll be impressed.

Bad idea

After the Bourne Ultimatum won three Oscars, the studio has convinced Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon to do a 4th installment. We loved the Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy was so-so and the Bourne Ultimatum was not bad for a three-quel. The Bourne Ultimatum tied everything up and there's no need for a fourth. We're also tired of the hand-held camera that moves so quickly that you can't actually see what's going on.

Paris Hilton has no friends

This should not come to anyone's surprise. What is surprising is that MTV is developing a reality show where she searches for a new best friend. Apparently now people have to go on reality shows to find friends. Excuse us while we vomit.