Monday, February 25, 2008

Shocker. The Oscars were a big dud in the ratings


People have stopped caring about them. John Stewart did his best so we're not criticizing him, but there was no movie that people really cared about.

Helen Mirren hangs out with Rosamund Pike


Marion Cotillard and Jeremy Piven hang out


We wonder how long it will take her to figure out that he's a tad sleazy-- though we LOVE him on Entourage. In other news, her fishy dress is growing us.

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin celebrate "No Country for Old Men" winning Best Picture


Javier Bardem and girlfriend Penelope Cruz toast his win


Not to state the obvious, but this group probably went to bed around 8 am.
Why? Because Spanish people never go to bed. We've had first-hand experience with this.

Petra Nemcova is dating Sean Penn?


Does she only date ugly guys? No offense to Sean Penn.

Two of these people can sing


Seal is reportedly writing songs for Heidi Klum to sing. That's a really good idea.. and so was funneling weapons to Saddam Hussein during the 1980s.

George Clooney congratulates Javier Bardem


Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson looks like she's straining to understand the conversation and trying to say something intelligible.

Johnny Depp does it again


Instead of wearing a normal tux and looking gorgeous, he goes for some weird outfit that he borrowed from Tim Robbins circa 1996.
photo source: Just Jared

Julie Christie


This dress looks like it was designed by Heidi Montag or Nancy Reagan or Heather Mills. In other words, it makes no sense.

Daniel Day Lewis and Rebecca Miller


Daniel Day Lewis and his wife had only one goal for the night... to make Johnny Depp and his partner Vanessa Paradis not look so ridiculous. Mission accomplished.

Grandma and Grandpa attend the awards


They don't look good together. They just make each other look old and tired.
photo source: Just Jared

Tilda Swinton lost a bad bet



That's the only thing that can explain this strange ensemble and her decision to wear no make-up. We love this for several reasons. First she is talented and does not need to rely on her looks to win awards. Second, she makes things more interesting by going to the Academy Awards and spending about two minutes getting ready. Finally, every woman around the world can safely say that they are more attractive than Tilda Swinton--- no offense to Tilda Swinton.
photo source: Just Jared

Ellen Page aka the Diane Keaton of fashion


It could have been a lot worse for the Best Actress nominee. Her independent spirit award get-up looked like she borrowed her younger brother's tux.

Helen Mirren


She looks great but we think she needs to dye her hair.

Hilary Swank


She shows up every year, since she usually has a chance of winning an Oscar.
We like the dress. She looks pretty, although she should always wear her hair down as should Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jennifer Garner


This dress is ok. It's a little too wrinkly. In other news, Gary Busey has now been served a restraining order against Jennifer Garner.

Jennifer Hudson wears another dud


This wasn't as bad as last year's capelet fracaso but this one is not much better. Maybe it was designed by Tina Knowles.

Cate Blanchett


We love the color. At least she never wears anything boring. She was shut out of both Best Supporting and Actress categories.

Cameron Diaz


She's probably laughing at one of her horrible jokes. She's about as funny as Ashton Kutcher.

Amy Adams


This overpowers her a bit. It's ok.

Jessica Alba-- she was invited because......?


This is a pretty dress but the miracle of the day is that Jessica Alba is actually smiling.

Katherine Heigl


She looks beautiful and very slender. This is a style that works well on her.

Keri Russell-- why is she there?


We're not that impressed with Keri Russell, although she is adorable. This dress is kind of boring and it looks too tight-- which means it must have been made for Dakota Fanning.

Laura Linney


This is kind of boring.

Marion Cotillard


We're not sure what we think of all the scales. It's a strange choice for the Best Actress winner, but we applaud her for not being boring.

Miley Cyrus looks great


She chose a perfect dress.

Nicole Kidman


This is a pretty dress for her. You would have no idea that she's pregnant and she looks elegant.

Penelope Cruz is always gorgeous


She always looks great! Love the hair.

Renee Zellweger continues to shrink


It's no surprise that she's wearing Carolina Herrera... again.