Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Paris Hilton and her dumb 18 year old brother Barron both like drinking and driving. Barron was stupid enough to hit someone while trying to get gas at a gas station at 8:30 in the morning. When the cops came he blew a .14, which is almost twice the legal limit. Paris Hilton had nothing intelligent to say on the matter since she has trouble putting together 5 words in a sentence without getting a massive headache.
Since he didn't have any more room for tattoos of her giant head on his body, he allowed her to cut his hair.