Doctors of Pop Culture: 05 February

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Things have gotten very crazy in the world of Britney Spears

The war between Sam/Osama Lufti and the Spears family has just intensified. Lynne Spears is now claiming Lufti was drugging Britney. Might explain her crazy behavior. You can check out the People link for all of the disturbing details.
(http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20176259,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Bad pun alert: The Nottie, of the "Hottie and the Nottie" is much hotter than the hottie

Christina Lakin previously of the show Step by Step steps out and makes Paris Hilton look fug at the premiere of their really lame movie. We hope that no one wastes their money on this one.

What's orange and yellow and really stupid?

Paris Hilton attends the premiere of her horrible movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie." She co-produced this movie. Guess which part she gave herself?

photo source: Just Jared

Mischa Barton has chosen a hair color that reminds us of bile

Where has Natasha Henstridge been?

Something about this outfit is not flattering.

Lindsay gets real

Lindsay pours her heart out again about her sobriety at the age of 21. This will be the first of many magazine covers over the next 5 years where she'll talk about this until she officially becomes Tara Reid.

Jessica Alba is still a moron

Here is a recent quote:
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“I want my kid to be a nerd. I want him to be really, really smart. I want them to be in the band or orchestra. No, that's a joke. I keep telling my fiancé: 'Our kid can't be cool. It has to be a nerd.' They're so much more dynamic.”
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She doesn't understand that for your child to be a nerd, the parents have to have some brainpower.

Ryan Phillippe shows off his guns

Hayden Panetierre has somehow convinced politicians to talk to her about the whales

Hayden claims that she will be having talks with Obama, Clinton and McCain about the plight of the whales. The chances of any of these three meeting with her is 0.0%. Nevertheless, we appreciate her enthusiastic naivete. In other news, Hayden should stick to dressing her age. At the Old Navy party she somehow looked like an ex-Romanian gymnast who had decided to become a secretary.

Fergilicious looks Fergiboring

It's a miracle! Joss Stone doesn't look like crap

Avril Lavigne and her tiny husband return from a vacation in Florida

Avril has been in trouble because her tour underpays the dancers.

Toni Braxton emerges and decides to wear this

Since it's for a good cause- we can't say what we're thinking.

Someone hired Kim Kardashian to be their stylist?

The Kardashians are being sued by Brandi Norwood's mom. Norwood's mom claims that she hired Kim Kardashian to be her stylist and gave her her credit card to purchase one outfit. Allegedly Kim used the credit card to buy a ton of things for her sisters. Our view? Anyone that hires Kim Kardashian to be their stylist isn't operating with a full deck.