Don't try this at home--- this hairstyle only looks good on Rihanna

Nicole Richie is back to being on the verge of collapsing

Somehow two weeks after having her baby Harlow, she's as skinny as ever.

The SAG awards: where actors honor actors for doing nothing different than what a 12 year old dramatic teen does every day

Brad and Angelina kissed passionately because the tabloids need a reason to put a sour-faced Jennifer Aniston on their covers again. In other news, the loose dress Angelina wore sparked more rumors that she's pregnant. Her weird brother also confirmed that they are in the process of adopting another child from Africa.

Here are the winners for the three of you who care:

FILM
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role: Julie Christie, Away From Her
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role: Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men
TELEVISION
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Kevin Kline, As You Like It
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Queen Latifah, Life Support
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series: James Gandolfini, The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series: Edie Falco, The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series: The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series: The Office

Sandra Oh

She's hiding Ellen Pompeo under this dress.

photo source: Just Jared

Sophia Bush

We have no idea why she's attending. The dress is very Nancy Reagan.

photo source: Just Jared

Teri Hatcher

She looks better than normal but Marcia Cross looks better.

photo source: Just Jared

Marcia Cross

The dress and the color look incredible on her.

Marion Cotilliard

Gorgeous!!

Michelle Pheiffer

She looks great but this is BORING.

Rebecca Gayheart

Marrying Eric Dane was the best thing for her career. We have no idea why she's there other than because her husband is on Grey's Anatomy. The dress is beautiful but not on her.

Tina Fey

She looks cute.

Kyra Sedgwick

Great color, but the dress is not doing her any favors.

Kate Hudson

She's worn something like this before. It's kind of boring.

Kate Beckinsale

The color is really wrong for her.

Jenna Fischer

Oh good God--- this looks like something Tammy Lynette would wear. We love her but she's not the most stylish gal.

Vanessa Williams

Something's not right-- it's either the color or the shape of the dress.

January Jones

This looks like something Charlize Theron would wear at the Oscars.

Ellen Pompeo

She's not the trainwreck she usually is.

Eva Longoria

The hairstyle makes her face look too old. Her dress is ok.

Ellen Page

Boring and not flattering.

Diane Lane

Too matronly.

Debra Messing

We love Debra but she's gotten too thin again. She looks ok.

Christina Applegate

She wears something like this every year.

Cate Blanchett

She's pregnant but the dress seems to hide this.

Becky Newton

Pretty, but a tad boring.

Ashley Tisdale

The dress is cute, but her expression reminds of us Brittany Murphy.

Amanda Bynes

This is beautiful. The skin and hair look great with the dress.

America Ferrera

She looks gorgeous!

Angelina Jolie

She looks surprisingly upbeat.