Thursday, January 17, 2008

Tracey Edmonds regains her sanity


After probably dumping a million bucks on a ceremony in Bora Bora, Tracey and Eddie Murphy will not be going through with their legal ceremony and wish to remain friends. She must have realized that he's got a huge temper and loves trannies.

Oprah and Phil are divorcing


Britney somehow found a way to break up Oprah and Dr. Phil.

We love Ugly Betty, and therefore we love Vanessa Williams


We believe that she's enjoying every moment. She looks fantastic.

Is that David Spade with make-up on?


Ellen Pompeo looks ambiguously bad.
photo source: Just Jared

Another day, another Britney cover


Are there any more secrets?

Shouldn't she get neutered at this point?




Jennifer Garner out and about


Less is More. How creative of V magazine


Demi fights for Zac Efron's attention with this provocative cover.
photo source: Just Jared

For some reason US magazine thinks that we care about how Trista got her body back



We care more about her husband's body. In other news, Alli Sims (a fountain of credibility) claims that Britney isn't crazy. She's just really stupid.

Grandma and Great-Grandpa are still together


We have nothing against these two, but they look really really old together. We can't believe they recently celebrated 7 years of marriage together and have been a couple for more than 10 years.

Lindsay Lohan attends a premiere looking like Mamie van Doren-- and that's not a compliment




photo source: Just Jared

Ashley Tisdale and her nose attend the Cloverfield premiere




photo source: Just Jared

Two big hoe-bags get together


Creepy looking munchkin Ashley Olsen and horrible and creepy wanna-be rockstar, Jared Leto were spotted making out. They are only 13 years apart which is nothing by Hollywood standards.

Jessica Alba finally has a J Lo butt


She looks good-- although she probably wants to up her workouts to 5 hours now.

Sarah Michelle Who Cares has not completely dropped off the face of the planet


Katherine Heigl is all smiles


Kate Winslet is looking fab


Boring goes to New York City


Carrie Underwood is probably really nice but we think she's snoresville.

Annoying model Josie Maran wears a very strange outfit to a movie premiere


Gwyneth Paltrow may have been hospitalized for fasting too much


She's naturally skinny. Why does she need to fast?