Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Remember the days when Tom Cruise was hot and normal???


Here's the latest from wacko Tom about Scientology:
Tom Cruise: ...I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist, and it’s something that you have to earn because a Scientologist does... has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Being a Scientologist, you look at someone and know absolutely that you can help them.
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help.
"But that’s what drives me... I know that we have an opportunity to really help... effectively change people’s lives and I am dedicated to that. I am absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.
"We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions... we can rehabilitate criminals.
"Traveling the world and meeting the people that I’ve met, talking with these leaders in various fields, they want help and they are depending on people who know and who can be effective and do it and that’s us. That is our responsibility to do that.
"It is the time now. Now is the time... Being a Scientologist, people are turning to you, so you better know it, you better know it and if you don’t, go and learn it, but don’t pretend you know it. It’s like we’re here to help.
"So it’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. We have that responsibility to say, 'Hey, this is the way it should be done because we do it this way and people are actually getting better.'
"And let’s get it done. Let’s really get it done and have enough love and compassion and toughness that you’re really going to do it and do it right.
"I have to tell you something – it is rough and tumble, and it’s wild and wooly, and it’s a blast, it’s a blast, it really is fun because, dammit, there is nothing better than the going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see things are better.
"I want to know that I’ve done everything I could everyday, and I think about those people out there who are depending on us. I think about that and it does make me feel that we’ve got more work. I need more help, get those spectators either in the playing field or out of the arena. Really, that’s how I feel about it.
"I do what I can, and I do it the way I do everything. [laughs] There’s nothing part-of-the way for me."

Can you believe only a year ago Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake were still together?


Seems like they've been broken up for ages. Here's Cameron in NYC.

Rihanna struts her stuff before getting another tattoo on her neck


Eddie Cahill (or Tad from Friends) turns 30 today


World's hottest Man, Marat Safin wins his first round match at the Australian Open





He's set to play Marcos Baghdatis of Cyprus in the second round.

Janice Dickinson scares all the sharks away with her face


Zac Efron looks hot on this cover of Details


In other news, Demi Moore has just dumped Ashton Kutcher for younger boy toy Zac Efron.

Paris Hilton does a photo shoot for Fila but mistakenly thinks she's in one of her bad pornos


Jay-Z and Beyonce out and about


We don't think Beyonce's pregnant, as some tabloids have reported. She seems like the type to get married first.

Justin Timberlake: looking good or a little sleazy?


Britney will not be seeing her kids for a month because she's a moron


She showed up late to her custody hearing and then failed to go into the courtroom after getting into a fight with the paparazzi.

Tara Reid poses in OK magazine and tries to resurrect her career


photo source: Just Jared

Katie Holmes has morphed into Vogue editor Anna Wintour





photo source: Just Jared

Gisele for Versace


Looking gorgeous!
photo source: Just Jared

Another day, another Matthew McConnaughey shirtless photo


Paris Hilton tries to dance while wearing something designed by her tarot card reader