Wednesday, January 09, 2008

This is just too funny!


We laughed out loud when we saw this on Perez Hilton. On the left, Brett Michaels. On the right, Goldie Hawn. As the doctors love to say, not a compliment to either!

J Lo talks about being pregnant


She wonders if she will continue to work after becoming a mom. A possible compromise would be for her to only make half of the horrible movies she usually does.

Marat Safin gears up for the Australian Open


Let's pray he doesn't lose in the first round.

Time bomb---US magazine presents more hard hitting analysis


Britney Spears has single-handedly made life too easy for US magazine editors.

Bizarre quotes from Fool's Gold costars Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey



MM: I think it's fun [for audiences] to see us [on the big screen]. They want us to hook up, but they don't want us to hook up...
KH: We've never had any kind of relationship romantically and there's an element you can feel when we're working together.
MM: We're always courting. It's a constant flirting courtship, which keeps it really alive. We never dated. But we can still be attracted.
KH: I've seen you brush your teeth in the morning. I know what your body odor smells like. I can smell you from five blocks away. I know all your different style kisses. And I know all your different style hugs. If I were walking down a street and some guy came up and slapped my ass, if it were you, I would know it was you.
MM: Well you know what? If I were blindfolded and told to walk over and slap 10 asses, I would know which one was your ass.


Source: PopSugar

Before the meltdown


Britney whored out her sons for one last photo shoot prior to having one last breakdown. This was apparently in violation of an agreement made with K-Fed forbidding the boys to be photographed (good for Kevin!).
As an aside, we gotta say, those little boys are mighty cute!
Source: PopSugar

The Spears family is pissed at Dr. Phil


People magazine reports the following:

Britney Spears's family is accusing Dr. Phil McGraw of violating their trust by making public statements about his hospital visit with the troubled pop star and his call for her to receive therapy. Family spokesman Lou Taylor, a business manager for mother Lynne and daughter Jamie Lynn Spears, appeared on Wednesday's Today show and also said that at no time had the family planned to do a show with McGraw, despite his statements about such a program. (McGraw later said the scheduled episode would not go on as originally planned.)

"It was decided it would be detrimental to ever do that," said Taylor, who described McGraw's request for such a show in the first place to be "self-serving." She also said that McGraw has now "compromised" Lynne and Jamie Lynn's relationship with Britney. Taylor confirmed that McGraw had been sent to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Saturday to meet with Britney at the request of the family, and that Lynne Spears and McGraw's wife, Robin, know one another.


First of all, why did they ask Dr. Phil to come in the first place? Don't they have access to other qualifed mental specialists? Second of all, do they really think we're gonna believe that Dr. Phil is the reason that Lynne and Jamie Lynn's relationship with Britney is "compromised"?

Pete Wentz claims that girls don't need to cake on the make-up to be hot


Apparently this rule of thumb does not apply to boys.

Big dumbo Paris Hilton wears an outfit styled by Sigfried and Roy


Hayden Panetierre on the cover of Lucky



We like her, but this girl is starting to get over-exposed.
photo source: Just Jared

Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off her curves at the premiere of 27 dresses


Naomi Campbell hangs out with Hugo Chavez


This relationship was abruptly ended when Naomi threw a phone at him after he called her a little devil.

Chad Michael Pervey shows up to TRL


Madonna makes an uncomfortable appearance in Mumbai


While visiting the slums of Mumbai, Madonna looks very uneasy while husband Guy Ritchie looks fairly relaxed. Madonna spent over 45 minutes of her time speaking to people. Wow 45 minutes! What a saint.

Audrina Partridge freezes for fashion


It's probably 50 degrees out- which makes this outfit totally appropriate.

For the two people who care, Ally Sims is still BFF with Brit


Ally Sims' reality show- which was to be produced by the Maloof brothers- has been cancelled before it even got up and running. The goods news is that Britney and her "cousin" are still friends.

Hayden Panetierre out and about


She may be dating 30 year old actor Milo Ventimiglia now, but she has her sights set on Jack Nicholson. We kid, we kid.

Kim Cattrall on the set of a photo shoot in LA


We would never want to be photographed in this outfit. Apparently, in between takes Cattrall helped out and picked up trash.

Kristen Davis bares all walking her dogs


We wonder where she was photographed... It looks warm!

Jessica Simpson returns from her vacation with her parents and boyfriend Tony Romo


While Ashlee and Pete Wentz were awkwardly at the same hotel as Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo, Jessica Simpson and her father Joe decided to vacation in Mexico instead. Jessica's mom Tina and Tony Romo also came along.

Cindy Crawford on the cover of Italian GQ


She's still looking great.

Amanda Bynes: a former child star who still seems to have her s--- together


How refreshing!