Wednesday, December 12, 2007
This is the shocking news of the day. She and her lame boyfriend Cash Warren, are expecting a baby in the Spring. Of course-- they aren't married and had just broken up not too long ago. We'll see if they stay together for the long haul. We predict that Jessica will be as beautiful as Halle Berry while pregnant and will lose all of the weight in 2.5 weeks after the birth through a series of thrice daily grueling workouts coupled with a 700 calorie a day diet.
This whole dolphin saving thing that Hayden's been up to in Japan has made us start to like her. Though we think she may end up becoming an LL, this activism is a good sign she might be able to avoid that path.