Donald Trump is dumber than these three morons

Trump thinks that he can put together a celebrity "The Three Bimbos" version of his show The Apprentice. The chance of this happening is about as high as the chance of Jessica Alba eating an entire english muffin. Paris may be in talks to do a celebrity version of Big Brother in the UK to raise her profile there (please God, no). Britney is in the midst of a bad custody battle that she will lose, if any evidence is brought to the table. Lindsay Lohan is biking around LA, as it is the only thing that keeps her from snorting enormous amounts of cocaine. Regarding the Three Bimbos- as far as intelligence goes-- we see it as follows:

1. Lindsay Lohan

2. Paris Hilton

3. Britney Spears

Feel free to disagree.

Kate Middleton and Prince William: Back together?

We're hoping so. They were both spotted vacationing together in the Seychelles.

Reese Witherspoon hangs out with her kids on the East coast

Meanwhile ex-husband Ryan Phillippe is reportedly already back together with Australian actress Abby Cornish.

Catherine Zeta Jones and Sean Connery have no chemistry

Why? Probably because Sean Connery is the only guy that actually looks older than Michael Douglas. Here are the other bad on screen pairings.

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Hayden Christensen & Natalie Portman in “Star Wars:Episode II”
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez in “Gigli”
Keira Knightley & Orlando Bloom in “Pirates of the Caribbean”
Madonna & Adriano Giannini in “Swept Away”
Catherine Zeta-Jones & Sean Connery in “Entrapment”
Andie MacDowell & Hugh Grant in “Four Weddings and a Funeral”
Kate Bekinsale & Ben Affleck in “Pearl Harbor”
Nicole Kidman & Tom Cruise in “Eyes Wide Shut”
Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger in “Brokeback Mountain”
Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio in “Titanic”

Bragelina and family take a boat trip in Chicago

It's been confirmed: Christina Aguilera's boobs are definitely pregnant

America Ferrera is feted by Hot Young Hollywood

She seems to be losing weight.

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't like the Paparazzi

Gwyneth is in Chicago doing some promotion for the Estee Lauder fragrance Pleasures- and stated that she loves Chicago because it is free of paparazzi. One big problem- Brangelina's in town. Gwyneth hopes that when they leave, so too will the paparazzi. This may explain why she dropped out of the movie that she was doing with Brad Pitt, titled, "Dirty Things," based on the life of Paris Hilton's reproductive organs.

Justin Timberlake may already be cheating on Jessica Biel

This does not surprise us one bit. He thinks he's God's gift.

Naomi Watts has lost her baby weight fast