Britney Spears does her best impersonation of Katie Holmes

(Thanks to Justjared for the photo.)

Sex sells

Guess which up and coming singer this on the set of her latest flick. Click the comments page for the answer.

(Thanks to JustJared for the photo.)

Zac Efron for some bizarre reason is on the cover of Rolling Stone

We don't understand this whole High School Musical thing. We find Efron very effeminate and a tad creepy.

New mom Jordan does her best to take the Mother of the Year Award away from Britney Spears

Try not to puke...

Somehow Bruce Willis got this young thang, Tamara Feldman, to go yachting with him in Sardinia.

Question: is it possible to make yourself look as bad as possible on a daily basis?

Answer: Yes, if you are Kirsten Dunst.

Pete Doherty is one lucky dude

1) He is ugly and gets to date models

2) He is still alive given his serious drug problems

3) He just got off scot free and won't be going to jail for numerous drug arrests

We doubt Britney Spears is a big fan of US Weekly

This week's cover looks pretty good, though last week's was a classic (Britney's two boys screaming HELP!)

Mischa Barton's terrible new hair color is not going to save her career

Neither is taking too many magic mushrooms at parties and getting sent to the hospital.

(Thanks to PopSugar for the photo.)

Who's that disgusting looking guy with the beautiful girl?

It's Adam Sandler (who should never again sport this hair-do) and Emmanuelle Chriqui on the set of their latest film

MTV Video Music Awards announced... AKA "The who gives a s--- awards show"

Not bad for 35

Geri Halliwell rocks her post-baby bod in France. We're sure she didn't have to diet at all to look like this.

Courtney Love claims she's gained ten pounds

She still looks terrible to us. Looks like she needs to gain a few more.