Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Guess the flat butt. Hint: it's not Paris Hilton


(Thanks to PopSugar for the photo.)

Madonna gears up for arm wrestling match against North Korean leader, Kim Jung Il


Kelly Osbourne claims she has lost weight for her role in Chicago


Instead of losing weight to play the role of Mama - she should focus on learning how to sing, act and not be annoying.

Fahsion Face-off number 1


On the left is Robin Thicke's gorgeous wife, Paula Patton- and on the right is singer Corinne Bailey. We think it's pretty obvious who looks better.

Fashion Face-off number 2


For some reason bland Kristen Bell has no sex appeal to us and even though Catherine Zeta-Jones has old bird legs- she looks better in the dress. The fake boobs actually help in this instance.

Fashion Face-off number 3


Jamie Lynn Sigler looks better because she is not as annoying as Jessica Alba. She also doesn't look like she diets with military discipline and she also acknowledges that she is half hispanic. Alba doesn't think that she's hispanic and wants to be white for some reason.

Jodie Sweetin of Full House, makes druggy Mary Kate Olsen seem like a nun




Bob Saget must have been a bad influence.

The world's most thought provoking question: Who is the bigger trainwreck?



Based on this photo, we'll have to go with Britney's boobs.
(Thanks to JustJared for the photo.)

Big Shocker--- a bony woman can get pregnant





Nicole Richie has finally found fame for legitimate reasons:
  • Doing tons of drugs
  • Getting multiple DUIs
  • Going to jail
  • Going on tons of shopping sprees with her dad's money
  • Taking tons of pills
  • Refusing to eat
  • Getting pregnant after knowning a guy for a few months
Diane Sawyer has outdone herself. She can now say that she had the pleasure of interviewing Nicole Richie.
*****
From the riveting and inspiring OK magazine interview:
On this past year: “I don’t consider it one of the worst. I think this was a blessing in disguise. This year has been full of lessons learned and soul-searching. … I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh.”
On feeling remorse: “I was watching CNN about a month ago, and they happened to be talking about young people driving under the influence. They were flashing little kids (on the screen) who were killed by drunk drivers, and it broke my heart. It was a big wake-up call.”
On her sentence: “It was a fair, standard sentence. I expected that.”
On comparisons with Paris’s sentence: “We weren’t charged with the same thing. We had different judges. This isn’t a popularity contest, and it’s not up to people to compare my case with Paris’.”
On why she was on a painkiller when she was arrested: “I have really bad menstrual cramps.”
On if she has taken drugs since December: “No.”
On her favorite foods: “Sushi. I’m not sure how great that is for me. I also love pizza; I’m a junk-food eater by nature.”

For the two people who care....


Wacko scientologist, Jenna Elfman had a baby on July 23rd name Story Elias. Story will be officially changing his name to Bob in 18 years.

Something is still wrong with Rose McGowan's face


She had a car accident over a year ago. This car accident is sounding more and more like plastic surgery.

Rod Stewart hangs out with his great- grandson... we mean son


Mary Kate dons an outfit she found in a dumpster outside Newark


Jordan and Peter Andre open up about why they decided to name their child Princess Tiaamii


We would rather be named Suri Apple.

Beauty and the Beast promote El Cantante in Los Angeles



(Thanks to JustJared for the photos.)

Hayden Panetierre and her really smart boyfriend, Stephen Coletti are out and about


Her 18th birthday is coming up soon. Will she celebrate with alcohol- or like Lindsay Lohan would- by snorting enormous amounts of coke?
(Thanks to buzzfoto.com for the photo)

Julia Stiles has never heard of the sun or Revlon



Joan Allen, who is old enough to be Julia Stiles' mother, is much hotter. That does not bode well for Julia Stiles.

Vanessa Minillo poses without her knives


Ashley Tisdale in a bikini


This is for the High School Musical fans, a show we've never seen.
(Thanks to JustJared for the photos.)