The new US Weekly cover made us laugh out loud. The truth hurts.

We don't know what the heck Sienna Miller is doing in this photo either

Usher's woman speaks out

Tameka Foster does her best to quell rumors that there was major drama over the weekend with the cancellation of her wedding to Usher.
Foster tells People magazine:
"No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue."

She also reports that she did not go into early labor, as had been reported: "We had a scare, but the baby is fine."

When did Kirsten Dunst become so greasy and gross? Is this really the same woman that used to date Jake Gyllenhaal???

Here's dirty-looking Kirsten in London with new boyfriend Johnny Borrell.

(Thanks to JustJared for the photo.)

Lopez does Leno

Jennifer Lopez did the latest round of promotion for her latest film El Cantante. Just for kicks, we recently watched JLo's performance at the Grammy's with hubby Marc Anthony. If you're ever in need of a hearty laugh, make a point to watch this. Marc's voice is absolutely amazing, but we don't know how he doesn't burst into laughter whenver Jennifer belts it out. She is just SO bad. We've finally realized that her best skill is dancing.

Grumpiest couple of the year

We wish Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake would just break up. They were a good idea in theory, but are bringing out the worst in each other. Here they are, frowns and all, in LA.

Salma Hayek: world's most uncomfortable looking pregnant woman

Katie Holmes: cute but no longer sexy

Here she is in Berlin for king-of-the-aliens' new movie. Frankly, we can't get that image of her in France in that terrible grandma one-piece bikini out of our minds.

Kingston reacts to Britney's outfit

(Gwen Stefani and baby at the airport in Sydney.)

We're speechless

Now that her divorce with K-Fed is finalized, Spears decided to start off singledom in a classy get-up.

Star Jones finally tells the obvious: she's had gastric bypass

Star recently wrote in Glamour magazine the following:

"I admit that when asked about my obvious weight loss over the past four years, I was intentionally evasive. Lying was never an option for me, so I called it a 'medical intervention,' which was true, but it was really a pathetic attempt to tell only the truth I could handle at the time."

"I couldn't breathe without sounding winded; walk without getting tired; sleep without snoring; or take a flight without using a seat belt extender."

"Every day I am learning to let go of my insecurities and acknowledge that I don't have all the answers, which is okay. I'm not saying that in order to be happy, women need to be a certain size, but I am saying that we should all strive to be healthy."