Paunchy Dads!

Not to be harsh- but sexy is not the word we would use to describe Jason Priestley. Congrats regardless.

Splitsville

US Weekly is reporting that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are over after 2 plus years of dating. Not good news for Warren who was a production assistant when he met Alba. On a side note, what a genius idea by Alba's PR people to break news of the split when the pop culture world is in a flurry over all the latest Lohan and Spears news. Alba should give them a raise.

Alli Sims, Britney's former assistant and cousin is now collaborating with Kevin

Sims, who was (for a couple of months) attached at the hip with Spears, is now working with Kevin Federline and his lawyers to help him gain custody of the two kids, since Kevin fears for their safety. Britney Spears makes Dina Lohan look like mother of the year.

No nude scence for Natalie Portman in her new movie

Does it really matter? She showed us pretty much all she has to offer in "Closer''.

Scary Spice claims Eddie Murphy planned to marry her

Scary Spice is claiming that her pregnancy with Eddie Murphy was planned and that they intended on getting married after having the baby. Note to Scary Spice- get married first and then have the baby. Don't count on the other way around working for you. In spite of this- we still think Eddie Murphy is the worst.

Hillary Duff in Maxim

Especially given the annoying antics of La Lohan and Britney- Hillary Duff is a breath of fresh air no matter how corny she is.

Guess how old Matt LeBlanc is today?

The lower picture was taken on his honeymoon several years ago- so we can assume that things are going more in that direction. Click on the comments page to find out how old he is.

Anne Hathaway at the Becoming Jane premiere

She looks great and compared to these other morons in Hollywood- she seems almost normal.

Thanks to Just Jared for the photos.

Adrienne Curry channels Jenna Jameson

We've been looking for the perfect outfit to wear at family gatherings.

Guess how old James Lafferty is today?

He's the non-sleazy guy from One Tree Hill. Click on the comments page for the answer. He's just a tad too young for Demi Moore.

Star magazine's top story

They had too many choices this week with Britney and Lindsay's meltdowns. We almost forgot about big fat idiot Nicole Richie and her improbable pregnancy.

Kelly Pickler actually has fans

We actually think she's ok.

Jennifer Aniston wears her daily uniform: black and some sort of blanket to shield herself with

Thanks to Just Jared for the pictures.

Paris Hilton is doing charity

Her charity work consists of spending 17,000 for a surfboard and surfing lessons. Wow- shopping is so charitable.

Photos bring celebrities a LOT of money

Here's the top ten priciest photos and what the celebs were paid for them:

1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos - People - June '06 - $4.1 Million
2. Demi and Ashton's wedding - OK! - Oct '05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria's wedding - OK! - July '07 - $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April '07 - $2 Million
3. Pax Thien's adoption photos - People - March '07 - $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept '06 - $1 Million
7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos - People - Nov '05 - $500,000
7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April '05 - $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos - People - Jan '06 - $500,000
10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept '06 - $400,000

(Thanks to Dlisted for the photo.)

Not for the faint-hearted... this is a photo that will be hard to erase from your memory

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes "dancing" at the Beckham bash.

Venus has got some gams on her

Damn those are some long legs. Here's Venus Williams stretching it out at the UCLA track.

Sienna's stylin' in NYC

For the first time in ages, Sienna Miller doesn't look greasy and hungover.

We're surprised they didn't dye Kingston's hair blonde too

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale sport matching blonde hairdo while out and about in LA. Gwen looks fine, Gavin looks ridiculous.

Christina Aguilera's belly looks like it's growing

She also is sporting some nice camel-toe in this photo (sorry to be vulgar but it's true). Is that back-up dancer on the right Jordin Sparks???

Beckhams spend some of their trillions of dough shopping in Beverly Hills

Posh's tank even gives a shout-out to buddy Tom Cruise. In other Beckham news, David’s brief appearance in his first game with the Los Angeles Galaxy was enough to draw a record ESPN audience of 1.5 million. Good for soccer.

Britney does her best to steal attention from Lindsay Lohan

Both Spears and Lohan have been accused by media outlets for arranging photo ops with paparazzi agencies and getting paid for it. We wouldn't put it past either of them. Below is the cover of the much anticipated new issue of OK! magazine.

Lindsday claims she's innocent, pigs are also flying all over Hollywood

We just don't believe Lindsay's telling the truth. Actually, we're pretty shocked her lawyers let her say anything at all. Lohan said in an email, "I am innocent ... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom." She faces up to six years in prison if convicted of driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license, and felony cocaine possession