Jessica Alba says she feels old

Maybe that's because she keeps wearing granny dresses.

Another strange outfit for Posh

It's official--she no longer looks human.

Kendra, the dumb girlfriend of Hugh Hefner is insecure

Hugh Hefner is a million years old, and for some reason, he's the one whose eyes are looking in a different direction during their platonic kiss.

Naomi Watts is ready to burst

Kim Kardashian makes J Lo look like a flat-ass.

Kate Bosworth weighs about 5 pounds more than an Olsen twin

Somehow- she's still looking better than before.

Ouch!

No more close-ups for Cameron Diaz. Hopefuly, her new magician boyfriend, Cris Angel can do some magic on her face and annoying personality.

Is Angelina talking still considered to be an exclusive?

She's an open book.

Great legs, crappy songs

Katherine McPhee poses for Vegas magazine.

Britney and two sons

She was spotted vacationing in Mexico with her sons and her assistant.

Mary Kate manages to walk on her own

We heard that her legs are almost as strong as a two month old chicken's.

Paris is out of jail and placed on house arrest due to medical reasons

by medical reasons, they must mean extreme stupidity.