Thursday, May 17, 2007

Paris Hilton's sentence may be reduced to 23 days


She will also have a two-person cell and an hour a day to take a shower, watch tv and talk on the phone. Her delusional mother, Kathy- meanwhile- thinks that Paris makes a great role model and that kids can learn from her mistakes. If she's a role model then George Bush is a brilliant scholar.

Pamela Anderson wears a dress that would fall down to a normal woman's knees


Gisele does a photo shoot in Brazil


Does this picture explain Kate Walsh's quickie engagement?


Maybe she's just hungry?

In a memo on her website, Britney Spears says she's praying for her fans


She needs to start praying for a new stylist.

Cannes Film Festival Arrivals

We have no idea what Jessica Simpson's doing here


Interesting dress.

What the hell happened to Minnie Driver?


She is really sucking it in. She looks like she's on the Jessica Alba eating plan.

Juliette Binoche


You can always count on Bai Ling to wear something ridiculous


The only surprising thing is that she decided to wear a dress that covers her boobs.

More Cannes arrivals


Here are Kerry Washington, Gong Li and Andie McDowell. Can you spot the one that's a horrible actress?

Billy Zane is super bald


Maybe the shaved head was a better look.

Elizabeth Hurley shows up even though she's not really an actress


Toni Collette looks better than ever



In the movie "In Her Shoes" she played the uglier sister compared to Cameron Diaz. She is officially cuter than Cameron Diaz.

Kate Winslet starts work on Revolution Road


She stars in this movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Ashlee Simpson is starting to look like Anna Nicole Smith


She's really changed her image from her "hard- rock" days.

Facial hair does not make Ashton Kutcher look any older, just slimier


Demi Moore looks thrilled about the beard.

Lindsay Lohan's outfit can also serve as a color swatch for interior decorators



Here she shows up at the Maxim party where she was chosen as the number one hottie. In other news, her boyfriend Calum Best is balding.

Avril Lavigne had her make-up done by Marilyn Manson



We don't know who picked out her clothes, but we'll assume it was someone who needs new bi-focals.

Guess how old ex New Kid on the Block member Jordan is today?


Click on the comments page for the answer.

This photo might mean....


that Angelina Jolie is hanging out with her daughter Shiloh.