Tuesday, May 15, 2007

For the guys- here are the top 100 girls according to Maxim





Lindsay Lohan is number one, Jessica Alba is number two and Scarlett Johansson is number three. Paris Hilton did not make the list, but she did win the award for the smallest brain. As usual- Maxim judges women on their intelligence and sense of humor.

And the rest of the top 100

1. Lindsay Lohan2. Jessica Alba3. Scarlett Johansson4. Christina Aguilera5. Jessica Biel6. Ali Larter7. Eva Mendez8. Rihanna9. Eva Longoria10. Fergie11. Sienna Miller12. Angelina Jolie13. Beyonce Knowles14. Katherine Heigl15. Avril Lavigne16. Ashlee Simpson17. Maria Sharapova18. Megan Fox19. Cameron Diaz20. Keira Knightley21. Kate Beckinsale22. Nicole Scherzinger23. Hilary Duff24. Sophia Bush25. Elisha Cuthbert26. Nelly Furtado27. Kate Hudson28. Carmen Electra29. Sarah Silverman30. Rebecca Romijn31. Amy Smart32. Lacey Chabert33. Roselyn Sanchez34. Vanessa Minnillo35. Jennifer Garner36. Jamie King37. Ashley Olsen38. Shakira39. Rachel Bilson40. Moon Bloodgood41. Jessica Simpson42. Minka Kelly43. Kate Mara44. Rose McGowan45. Bar Refaeli46. Kristen Bell47. Katharine McPhee48. Mandy Moore49. Mischa Barton50. Miss Maxim51. Alessandra Ambrosio52. Kate Walsh53. Adriana Lima54. Missy Peregrym55. Halle Berry56. Michele Merkin57. Tricia Helfer58. Penelope Cruz59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler60. Jessica White61. Nadine Velazquez62. Danneel Harris63. Bianca Kajlich64. Lena Headey65. Autumn Reeser66. Joanna Krupa67. Gabrielle Union68. Evangeline Lilly69. Danica Patrick70. Stacy Keibler71. Willa Ford72. Ciara73. Mena Suvari74. Tara Conner75. April Scott76. Diora Baird77. Hilary Burton78. Joss Stone79. Adrianne Palecki80. Abbie Cornish81. Emmanuelle Chriqui82. Dita Von Teese83. Ivanka Trump84. Hometown Hottie85. Kelly Ripa86. Michelle Trachtenberg87. Padma Lakshmi88. Raquel Alessi89. Haylie Duff90. Salma Hayek91. Isla Fisher92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead93. Christina Milian94. Kelly Carlson95. The Avatars of Second Life96. Shanna Moakler97. Kim Kardashian98. Yunjin Kim99. Mia Maestro100. Noureen DeWolf

Fergie


Noureen Dewulf


She's still on ER, which is probably the most boring show on tv.

Katherine Heigl


Her next movie is "Knocked-Up" from the same producers who made "The 40 Year Old Virgin."

Moon Bloodgood


She starred in the movie Eight Below with Paul Walker and is engaged to actor Eric Balfour.

Kate Mara


She's been on Nip/Tuck and has also starred in Brokeback Mountain and We are Marshall.

Bar Refaeli


She's still dating Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo's ex, Gisele Bundchen did not make the list.

Autumn Reeser


Unfotunately for her, she joined The OC after it had already jumped the shark.

Joanna Krupa


Polish model Joanna Krupa makes the list for obvious reasons.

Tara Conner


Going to rehab and being a screw-up is apparently hot.

Hillary Burton


She's from One Tree Hill- about 5 of you know that.

Abbie Cornish


Reese Witherspoon did not make the list, but her husband's alleged mistress, Abbie Cornish did.

Raquel Alessi


We have no idea who this chick is.

Haylie Duff?


It must have been slim pickens for Maxim.

World's cutest koalas


The rare koala twins should have made the list.

Paris Hilton is traumatized



Apparently Paris Hilton (seen holding one of her collages) has been seeing a psychiatrist for all of her problems on and off for the past 6-8 months. Her psychiatrist claims that she is traumatized by the prospects of going to jail and is therefore, unable to stand trial in her other legal battle- involving the slander and libel suit filed by heiress Zeta Graff. Meanwhile Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis is also having a tough time in jail and is crying every day.

Is Sarah Silverman overrated?


Some people think that she's both hot and super funny. We'll have to beg to differ.

Teri Hatcher arrives to the Late Show with David Letterman


She looks better than normal.

Ricky Lake's weight loss


We don't mean to rain on her parade- but this new weight loss will last about as long as Tom Cruise on a hunger fast.

Ellen Pompeo must be happy to be rid of Kate Walsh on Grey's Anatomy


Ellen must be thrilled that she can use more screen time to mope around and be really annoying.

Penelope Cruz looks gorgeous at the Christian Dior fashion show




Mary Kate will be hitting puberty in 2 years


She still seems to be prioritizing cigarettes over food.

Matt Damon gets bruised up on the set of The Bourne Ultimatum


We hope that it's better than the Bourne Supremacy- which we had mixed feelings about.

Linsday Lohan claims she's dating a great guy


Lindsay was seen with Callum Best again recently in Manhattan fresh from their trip to the Bahamas where Lindsay "accidently" had a nipple slip.

Cute


Leonardo DiCaprio walks hand in hand in hand with his mother Irmelin and his grandma- who he calls oma.

NBC unveils its new Fall line-up

Meanwhile George Lopez is irate that his comedy has not been renewed by ABC. His complaints were not well received by some readers from the LA Times, who thought that George should stop playing the race card in his complaints- and that the show was canceled because it was no longer funny. George has a movie in the works and several HBO specials coming up as well.

The cute stars of The Office



We're big fans of Pam and Jim (Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski).

More stars from The Office


Both of these two look a lot better in person.

Heroes has been renewed and there may be a spin-off in the works


The stars of Heroes, Ali Larter and Hayden Panetierre pose for the cameras. We give Hayden another 15 months before she takes over where Lindsay Lohan left off.

Brooke Shields stars in Lipstick Jungle


After having survived watching one episode of Suddenly Susan- we don't think that this series has much of a chance. However, it comes from Candace Bushnell, whose book inspired Sex and the City. Sex and the City creator Darren Star has taken her idea and produced his own show called Cashmere Mafia starring Lucy Liu on ABC.

Is Anna Kournikova coming back from the dead?


The previously near skeletal former tennis pro, Anna Kournikova is looking a little bit more healthy lately- but it's hard to tell. Here she is at some awards show that no one cares about.

Baron Trump will never be old enough to babysit his nephew


Donald Trump Jr. and his wife Vanessa (both 29) have made The Donald a grandpa. Things are not going so well for Grandpa, however.

Trump is fired



Donald Trump's show The Apprentice won't be coming back next year. We loved the show when it began but it lost its luster when it moved to LA.