Wednesday, May 09, 2007

The opposite of sexy


We don't know what's going on here, but 5 minutes after this was taken, the ambulance arrived and pried Star Jones off her "husband" Al. No one was hurt in this incident.

Georgia Rule premieres



Lindsay Lohan's desperate mom Dina will be interviewing Lindsay on the red carpet for Entertainment Tonight. We can't wait to see Dina's brilliant interviewing skills. Her first question should be: Why I am the most delusional person in the world?

Scary!



Cate Blanchett was kind of hurting before- this new starvation look isn't doing her any favors.

Wow - this chick's done a lot of cocaine!


What the hell has happened with Kate Moss? She looks like she's done more hard living than Keith Richards.

Don't look at this while eating


Yucko!

Hayden Panetierre has great taste in friends


Hayden hangs out with Rumer Willis, who must have a fantastic personality.

Two bodies, one brain


Surgically enhanced reality tv star Heidi Montag and her mentally challenged boyfriend Spencer Pratt are still together.

Desperate Housewives stills



Teri Hatcher's character really bugs. Mike, played by James Denton is totally snoresville.

Josh Hartnett does it again


We forgot to post this picture of Josh Hartnett at the Costume Institute Gala in NY the other night. Looking good-

Britney holds Sean Preston


Jayden James is still MIA.

Paris Hilton is driving again


She is really that stupid.

Lindsay reads "books"


Lindsay Lohan was seen with a copy of Felicity Huffman's book, "A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend." Meanwhile, Paris Hilton was seen reading, "A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend of a Moron."

Jacinda Barret, of the Real World London and Gabriel Macht are expecting


The Australian model turned reality star (34) turned actress and her husband are expecting a child this fall. She has recently starred in the second Bridget Jones movie, and "Last Kiss" with Zach Braff. Macht (35) was recently in the movie "Because I Said So" with Mandy Mooore.

Ricky Lake is half her size


She looks good.

Mandy Moore has a new album


We think Mandy Moore is adorable and has a nice voice- but her songs are almost as bad as Michael Bolton's.

It's not cheap being Posh Spice


Us magazine claims that Posh has spent thousands of dollars on revamping her body and face. We think that she looked better before. She now looks like an alien.

Penelope Cruz might be dating Lenny Kravitz


This is according to Perez Hilton. With the exception of Tom Cruise, Penelope has dated some of the world's greatest hotties.

Denise Richards is still a survivor


OK covers all of the hard hitting topics we're interested to know. If you were dying to know what life is like with Richie Sambora, look no further. OK also gives us Paris' top secret escape plans from jail. Paris is currently trying to avoid jail time by getting her "fans" to sign a petition for her. Unfortunately for Paris, there are tons of petitions popping up all over the web for her to go to jail for a much longer sentence. Paris did not help her cause, by misspelling the word "sign"- instead writing sihn. We make typos too, but not when we're petitioning to get out of jail.

Carmen Electra hawks her new book


Carmen Electra has penned a new book titled, "How to Be Sexy." Tom Cruise has also written a book titled, "How to Be Big Bucket of Crazy."

Beyonce hangs out in Vienna


Beyonce is in the Austrian capital while on the European leg of her world tour. Let's hope she doesn't sing any opera. We saw her performance at the Oscars a couple of years ago: not good.

Interesting outfit


Cameron borrowed this jumper from her good friend, Dakota Fanning.