Thursday, May 03, 2007

Jesse Metcalfe: kind of cute and kind of a loser


This guy lost his appeal once he opened his mouth.

Tyra Banks is on the cover of Shape


Tyra is obviously kind of crazy- but we also love her new campaign to fight against the size 0 trend. The episode of her show which dealt with the unflattering photos that were taken of her in Australia was a great. She made Halle Berry's Oscar speech seem subdued.

Feed me!!


Wow that looks uncomfortable. Fellow non-eater, Keira Knightley is appalled by rumors swirling that she is anorexic. She finds the rumors to be cruel and unsettling. We guess she's not aware of the simple solution to her problem.

Kate Middleton may be leaving London


She may be mulling over a job offer to come to NY city.

Lauren Conrad is the new spokesperson for mark cosmetics


If the ads involve her talking- be prepared to get a little sleepy.

Beyonce strips down


Is Joe Simpson now her manager?

Goran Visnjic and his wife Ivana adopt a child





Croatian born actor, Goran Visnjic is obviously very good looking. However- he suffers from Catherine Zeta Jones syndrome. He looks a lot older than he is. Click on the comments page to find out how old he is.

Paulina Rubio's wedding photo


Paulina Rubio (35) just married her long time love, a Spanish businessman. We can only assume he has a really great personality.

Some people are famous because they are ridiculously talented


Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods enjoy a round of golf in North Carolina.

and other people......


With this wet t-shirt, Mischa Barton must be trying to get Girls Gone Wild producer, Joe Francis' attention. She isn't aware of the fact that he only preys on underaged girls.

We forgot to mention that it's over again for Brad and Jen


Jennifer Esposito (35) and Bradley Cooper (33) have called it quits after less than 8 months of marriage, which for Jennifer Lopez is normative time.

The stars show up for free cosmetics!


By stars- we mean - people you've never heard of. Christina Millian needs to stop going to these lame events and work on her music career.

Emmy Rossum


What's going on with her career? She may actually be talented.

Audrina Partridge from the boring show "The Hills"


Frankly, we can't believe we know this chick's last name.

Kelly Osbourne


This isn't her best look.

Sophia Bush


Now that her creepy ex-husband (Chad Michael Murray or Chad Michael Michaels) is no longer dating teenager Kenzie Dalton we wonder if he will try to get her back.

and of course- where ever there's free stuff, Paris Hilton is there


Her face is finally starting to look busted. Agree or disagree?

People in Espanol lists its most Bellos


Ricky Martin made the list. Apparently he's more of a bad boy than we thought. It was reported that he swore while performing at a music concert and showed naked pictures of himself.

Mario Lopez?


Beautiful also means cheating on your fiance the night before your wedding.

Carlos Ponce


Puerto Rican singer, Carlos Ponce seems to be a favorite on the Most Beautiful list.

America Ferrera


We didn't know that the Ugly Betty star is of Honduran descent.

Alfonso Herrera


Alfonso, who is from Mexico- is with the music group RBD.

Lindsay still looks confused


Maybe she's trying to figure out if her mom, Dina will be the next co-host on The View. We think there is a 0.0% chance of that happening.

We're disappointed with Ryan


We thought he would have looked better at the beach- and we're also sad that he is no longer with Rachel MacAdams.