Doctors of Pop Culture: 01 May

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Ashlee Simpson poses for Cosmo

The headline reads "no question was off limits"- except any questions that required her to use knowledge above a 5th grade level.

More pictures of old rich white people golfing

Catherine kisses grandpa on the cheek.

Next to Heather Locklear, Catherine Zeta Jones looks younger

Catherine must need this kind of focus to keep pretending that she's in love with her hubby

Kyle MacLachlan

We love him on Desperate Housewives. He is the first interesting male character on the show.

Josh Duhamel

Unlike his lady love, you can take a close-up photo of this guy.

Fergie on the cover of Seventeen

We like the blonder hair.

Guess whose feet are these?

Click on the comments page for the answer.

More photos of Heidi Klum's family

Pete Wentz opens up a new bar in NY city called Angels and Kings

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are opening up a new bar called Dumb and Dumber.

Wilmer Valderama is set to produce another show that only a mother could love

For some reason that escapes us, the producers of American Idol have signed a deal with Wilmer for him to star in and produce his own show. These producers must have never seen "Your Momma," or most episodes of "That 70s Show" for that matter.

Hayden Panetierre looks about 14, and definitely wears hair extensions

She's dating 21- year old Laguna Beach star Stephen Colletti. It doesn't surprise us that Stephen's dating an underaged girl. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

James Franco is dating a woman who makes Kate Bosworth look chunky

Her name is Ahna O'Reilly and they have been dating for 2 years. He used to date the very sexy and beautiful actress Marla Sokoloff.

Breaking news: Kate Bosworth has her cleavage back!

Anorexic was not a good look for her. We're happy to see that Kate Bosworth has put on some weight. Another ten pounds would look even better. Here she is in Hawaii with beau James Rousseau.

Eric Bana is hot

Here he is promoting his latest flick, Lucky You, which co-stars Drew Barrymore. The movie looks pretty terrible (even though Drew Barrymore romantic comedies are our guilty pleasure). It may be worth seeing though just for this Australian piece of eye candy.

Are these the "best legs in showbiz"?

Seventeen magazine seems to think so. Fergie, pictured in the June issue, has some nice gams, but she's a little on the short side. If we had to choose, we'd probably take Cameron Diaz's legs over Fergie's. Both have bad faces, but at least Cameron's tall.

The Afflecks vacation in Mexico

We know we've said it a million times, but Violet Affleck is the cutest baby!!! Mommy Jennifer Garner recently stated: "Ben and I like more things in ourselves that we now see reflected in Violet. To see my dimples in her makes me like my dimples because I share them with her."

Another celebrity who looks better pregnant

Naomi Watts joins the list of Keri Russell, Bridget Moynahan, and Angelina Jolie: they seem to look better with a little meat on their bones.

Who would've thought Reese and Ryan would break up, but Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas would still be together?

Here are the two lovebirds at the "Michael Douglas and Friends Celebrity Golf Event" in Palos Verdes.

Who's the bigger moron?

This is a toughie. Kimberly Stewart is really really dumb, but Courtney Love is both dumb and crazy.

5 million is not enough for Gisele Bundchen

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen refused to come back to work for Victoria's Secret unless the company paid her more than her reported $5 million fee. Victoria's Secret balked at this request and has lined up a new crop of "younger and hotter models" to take her place.