She's firing and hiring people as fast as John Travolta eats a double cheeseburger.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Ashlee has a new look
Her new chic image is courtesy of her plastic surgeon. He needs to get going on Heidi Montag's face.
Tom's prison has driven Katie's face to rebel
We don't know when this photo was taken- but we can all agree that Katie Holmes is in total hell.
Lindsay Lohan's MySpace page has been hacked
We're surprised to hear that Lindsay Lohan knows how to set up a MySpace page. In other news- Lindsay Lohan takes another photo where she looks totally obliterated.
Our prayers have been answered
Lisa Rinna (whose gigantic lips may weigh more than her boobs) will be replacing the talentless and unfunny duo of Joan and Melissa Rivers. The only person less talented than Melissa Rivers is Ashlee Simpson.
We really don't like the tatoos
We're afraid that David Beckham is going to become Travis Barker, but much cuter.
Jessica Biel on Letterman
You know, we've said it before, but there's just something about the way Jessica Biel dresses that we don't like. She looks like she raided grandma's closet here.
Dancing seems to be helping Britney Spears' figure
Unfortunately, it's not helping her sense of style. Anyone else curious to see how her hair looks without those wigs on???
Jessica Alba does her best drag queen impersonation
Even though Alba's shooting an ad for Revlon, girlfriend does not need this much make-up.
Who's crazier: Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?
At this point, we think it's too close to call. Lohan recently told Allure magazine why she went to rehab. "Lohan awoke at home last January to a house surrounded both on the ground and in the air by paparazzi.
Her therapist suggested Wonderland, up in Laurel Canyon, and once Lohan was told that paparazzi were kept out she drove there with a friend who had 'more problems than I did,' she recalls.
She then checked out the place and found 'a quiet room, all white, with parquet, and it was different! I just felt safe,' she says. 'I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there. For a month. It was great.'"
Her therapist suggested Wonderland, up in Laurel Canyon, and once Lohan was told that paparazzi were kept out she drove there with a friend who had 'more problems than I did,' she recalls.
She then checked out the place and found 'a quiet room, all white, with parquet, and it was different! I just felt safe,' she says. 'I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there. For a month. It was great.'"
All around the world with Pamela Anderson
Fresh from her Hawaiian vacation, Pamela Anderson hit up... Moscow? Very random. Apparently, Pammie's there to protest the abuse of millions of chickens at fast food chain Rostik.
Heidi takes the kiddies to Target
Klum, who manages to look gorgeous even without make-up, looks like she's buying a lot of toys for her kids. Hey, they'll need something to keep them busy when mommy returns to work on Project Runway.
Sanjaya bids adieu
America's favorite singer has been booted from American Idol. Something tells us Sanjaya's 10 minutes of fame are far from over...
Liv Tyler talks about losing those post-pregnancy pounds
Sounds like it wasn't easy. Frankly, though we don't have kids, we think most new moms are lying when they say it is easy. Good for Liv for being honest!
"I was not one of those women who just dropped pounds instantly when I was breastfeeding. Actually, I got so homely I was ravenous for things like doughnuts and cakes. I can remember walking down the street one day – I was going to the nail salon – when ... a photographer took my picture," she recalls. "I was wearing a very unflattering shirt that I had worn when I was pregnant and a pair of sweat pants, and when the picture appeared in a magazine they ran a caption asking if I was pregnant again. When I saw it I said, 'I think the holiday is over.' I did a million different things. I would be on a strict protein diet and then a raw diet, and then I would do colonics and fasting. And I did Pilates, yoga and working out with my trainer."
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