If we were Tony Parker, we would not be happy with this picture

Evan Longoria poses with Mario Lopez at the ALMA awards. He probably tried to hit on her a million times. Maybe Eva is trying to send Tony a signal to stop making horrible rap CDs.

Mother and son hang out in Valencia, Spain

It's not so much that Demi Moore looks old- but Ashton Kutcher looks too young to date Lindsay Lohan.

Pam's ridiculously large fake chest isn't her only problem

Chloe Sevigny has nice legs

Her face, however, is oddly unappealing.

Who has the best bikini body?

We love Pink- but we don't think she's going to win this one.

Dita Von Teese- back when she was Heather

She definitely looks a littler classier now. Meanwhile her ex-husband Marilyn Manson is claiming that his 19 year old barely legal girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, is his twin. We guess, sometimes one twin is really really ugly and stupid.

Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria celebrate Eva's bridal shower

Ladies- bridal showers are not that fun. Stick to the bachelorette party.

Matteo steps out with a hot Brazilian model

Let's hope she likes working out and drinking Jose Cuervo.

Salma Hayek opens up to Marie Claire

We love her spunk!

J Lo deflects claims that her marriage with Marc Anthony is on the rocks

She also talks about her friendship with the Beckhams- which came out of nowhere. Posh Spice and J Lo have a lot in common. They both have fabulous singing voices-- and by fabulous we mean... kind of crappy.

Orlando Bloom is on the cover of Details

Kirsten Dunst showered again

She looks better when she actually combs her hair.

The British rags are going crazy speculating on the break up

The gossip magazines and newspapers are speculating that Prince William broke up with Kate Middleton because their relationship became too boring or because the royal family didn't think that Kate Middleton was good enough to be a royal. Once again- Britney Spears has 0.0% chance of dating Prince William.

Shia Le Bouf's movie Disturbia is #1 at the box office

This shouldn't come as a shock if you've read movie reviews, but Halle Berry and Bruce Willis' big dud "Perfect Stranger" did not do so well and came in 4th at the box office. The NY Times claimed that it didn't have one remotely plausible moment.

Today's big bucket of crazy

“And, like, I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like for real. C’mon y’all.... Like this lady told me ‘Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus, OK?’ And I was like, 'Ohmigod, I’m going to do it.’ And I did it. And it happened, and it’s just so weird because our world is so nice.”

Britney "I'm totally f-ing insane" Spears

Madge is in Malawi

Madonna (shot over the weekend in London) and son David have arrived to Malawi. Her Madge is reportedly in the African country to begin work on a documentary.

Introducing Lula Willis

Bruce Willis announced on Letterman that his youngest daughter, Tallulah, has decided to officially change her name to Lula. Apparently, Lula, like the rest of the world, really hated the name Tallulah. No word yet on whether Rumer and Scout will be following suit.

It doesn't get cuter than this

Why is it that any photo of Brad Pitt with his kids is absolutely adorable??? Maybe because Pitt is smokin' hot and his kids are super cute.

Kate Walsh has got some big bangs

Though they're a little bushy, we actually kinda like Kate Walsh with these bangs. Here she is at the GLAAD Awards.

Mommy and me hairdo

Maybe Ryder requests his hair to be long so that he can look just like mommy Kate Hudson???