JLo jumps for joy, even though her album bombed

Como Ama Una Mujer debuted on the charts at the tenth spot, which is considered a big bomb by most. Jennifer Lopez's camp is trying to put positive spin on the debut by saying that it's the best ever for a Spanish language album on Billboard. We say it's a dud.

Mandy Moore is not a good self-promoter

Moore, 23, has an album out in June, yet when asked whether she thinks she's a better singer or actress she responded: "I'm mediocre at both. I'm not trying to come across as self-deprecating. I'm just being honest." Her record label must be thrilled by this quote.

How long before nobody cares about these two?

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are lucky they have their love, because their careers are headed to the toilet.

Quote of the Day

"How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini. Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing - I have small boobs and cellulite. I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want. I do feel my metabolism slowing down [but] I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather be lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable."

We'll see how she feels once she actually is lumpy and heavy. You gotta love Sienna Miller's brutal honesty.

Breaking news: Madonna cares about something other than her biceps!

Madonna is the latest act to join onto this summer's Live Earth concert, organized by Al Gore. Also on the line-up for the July 7th concert: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Razorlight, Keane, Snow Patrol, Duran Duran, the Black Eyed Peas, Genesis, Bloc Party, Corinne Bailey Rae, Damien Rice, David Gray, the Foo Fighters, James Blunt, John Legend, Paolo Nutini and the Beastie Boys.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds?

Ryan Reynolds who was just seen with Jessica Biel (who also dated Justin Timberlake) was spotted hanging out with Scarlett Johansson (who also dated Justin Timberlake). Kind of gross-

Mischa Barton is smiling because she just snorted a lot of cocaine

Way to go! Rehab here she comes!

Julia Roberts manages to lead a normal life despite being one of the biggest film stars in the world

Adam Brody tries to look sexy and fails miserably

He's just about dorky enough for Mandy Moore to date him.

Joe Francis is arrested

Apparently "being really really lame" is now a misdemeanor. He'll have fun being a girl gone wild with his horny prisonmates!

Jennifer Aniston is on the run....

We hope that she does another reunion with Courtney Cox on Cox's show "Dirt". We also hope that John Travolta does the sequel to "Wild Hogs" ASAP.

More of Halle Berry

We can't believe that she has been divorced twice. Either she has the worst personality or she married the two lamest men in the world.

What a sweet family

Dina Lohan - who we think deserves mother of the year over Kate Moss- tries her best not to turn her two remaining children into alcoholic drug addicts.

Elisabeth Shue has lost her mind

Elisabeth Shue claims that she is trying to make it as a professional tennis player in spite of never playing tennis in college, never playing competitively on the junior circuit and never even playing on an advanced inter-mural league!! Good luck with that dream. In the meantime, Charlotte Church is going to try to make as a competitive gymnast.

Jason Wahler: Making Jessica Alba seem like a Rhodes Scholar

Dumb? : yes

Lame? : yes

Coke Addict? : yes

Racist? : yes

Drunk Driver?: yes

Criminal?: yes

Again- sounds like Britney's type of guy- if Whitney Houston doesn't snag him first!

Justin Timberlake- continues to be better seen than heard

We like his music but if we have to listen to another one of his inane quotes about how great he thinks he is- we'll post the photo of him and Britney Spears in their matching denim duds.

Dita von Teese claims that she and Marilyn Manson are no longer friends

Meanwhile, the rest of the world claims that Marilyn Manson is no longer relevant.

Keira Knightley's lack of food is affecting her fashion judgement

Like Posh Spice, she would easily survive in North Korea.

Cute shades

We forgot to mention that we're not big fans of the cornrows on Charlotte

Not everyone looks good in cornrows.

Johnny's daughter is back to health

Though she is not pictured here, Depp's daughter Lily-Rose is reportedly feeling much better after a health scare.

Justin Chambers likes to procreate

Justin Chambers (36) of Grey's Anatomy and his wife already have 5 children together. Britney Spears will surpass him in about 4 years.

Lindsay Lohan has all of her private parts covered!

This sighting is more rare than spotting a black rhino in Africa!

Where can we buy these great outfits?

These two are taking the fashion world by storm (Ashlee Simpson and Pete who-cares).

Justin Timberland still loves and respects Cameron Diaz

We'll assume he never heard any of her terrible jokes.

Halle Berry continues to look pretty

She doesn't like the article from Parade Magazine that rehashed an old story about her attempting suicide. Parade magazine claims that during its interview with her she spoke about the incident again.