Monday, April 09, 2007

Another reality show we can't wait to see


British B-lister Jordan, aka Katie Price, and her hubby (and home sex video co-star) Peter Andre are in the states to promote their new E! reality TV show that's debuting this month.

This has gotta be a swipe at Britney


Justin Timberlake in the latest GQ.

We would never let our boyfriend wear a picture of us on a t-shirt, even if it is for a good cause


Though Hillary Swank's intentions are good, (to spread awareness about skin cancer), it is a bit strange to see her boyfriend, John Campisi, wearing a shirt with Hillary on both the front and back.

David Beckham needs to start laying off the tattoos


Beckham recently got a virtual sleeve on his arm and it's reportedly a replica of the tattoo that Wentworth Miller's character has on Prison Break. Very weird.

Tim Gunn is back!!!


We are very excited to hear that Tim Gunn has signed on to be a part of the fourth season of Project Runway. We can't even imagine Project with our beloved Tim.

Paris sighting


The doctors had a recent run-in with Paris Hilton at our local Petco. And, to put it nicely, she didn't look like this. Paris was shorter than we expected, her pink sweatsuit had huge stains, and her butt was flatter than we thought was humanly possible. That being said, the face looked pretty.

Liz Hurley's new father-in-law has disowned her


Liz didn't treat her in-laws so well during her lavish weddings in England and India. She almost disinvited her in-laws from the English wedding because her mother-in-law confirmed the dates of the weddings to the press. Arun Nayar's father has written a letter to his son disowning both him and Liz. In about 10 years, Liz's son Damian will disown her as well, for naming him Damian.

Kim Kardashian has a birthday


She and Paris celebrated by watching and critiquing each others' sex tapes. Actually, Paris was a no-show.

Lucy Liu looks good in a bikini


Jenna Jameson has a birthday today



The top picture is current. No, she's not 54. Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today.

Carla Gugino gets soso reviews from the NY Times


Carla Gugino has joined Entourage as Vince's new agent. The NY Times is not that impressed. We want Vince to go back to Ari too!

We wonder what scuzzy Joe Simpson thinks of this pairing


Ashlee Simpson continues to date untalented, yet mildly entertaining, rocker Pete Wentz from the group Fall Out Boy. At least they share one thing in common: bad make-up.

How long before she decides to do her own reality show?


We give Tiffany Thiessen two years tops.

This outfit does little to convince us that this chick isn't crazy


Britney Spears' is making Whitney Houston seem more and more sane.

Easter Sunday


Reese Witherspoon's kids are adorable. Reese looks like she weighs about 10 pounds more than her daughter Ava.

Emmanuelle Chiriqui is cutting it close with this dress


We're sure the guys don't mind.

She's pregnant but....


Maybe a one piece would be a better idea for Charlotte Church.