Wednesday, April 04, 2007
The three most boring people on the planet
Heidi Montag was noticably absent during "The Hills" snoozefest on TRL- because she was too busy buying herself new boobs.
Denise Richards hangs out with her adorable daughter
Later she taught her how to date her best friend's husband.
Bar Refaeli's dad looks like he could kick Leonardo DiCaprio's ass
If we were Leo- we would not be breaking up with Bar any time soon.
Ivanka Trump says that she likes intelligent guys
Hopefully intelligent guys like girls with enormous fake breasts. Speaking of....
The party train always stops for Tara Reid
Tara Reid is in Mexico. We'll assume that she's spending more time taking shots of Tequila than reading the Wall Street Journal.
Another great US cover
We thought that Tori would be selling the baby photos to InTouch magazine, but perhaps she has more clout. We love the story on Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal dating as well.
Kate Moss claims that her daughter is her "partner in crime"
We had no idea that her daughter liked dating losers and smoking enormous amounts of crack.
Suddenly Star Jones' body isn't looking so bad
This is one of the scariest things we've ever seen. It's almost as scary as when we heard that Paris Hilton wants to procreate.
Jennifer Connoly has seen better days
We know that everyone thinks she's gorgeous- but her looks just don't do it for us. Here she is promoting Blood Diamond in Japan.
Heath Ledger has a birthday today
He celebrated by scowling at people and telling everyone to go to hell. Click on the comments page to find out how old he is today.
Britney Spears is attempting to improve her looks
She has undergone all kinds of skin procedures to improve her really bad skin. Our tip? Don't drink, smoke, stay out til dawn and take more pills than Elizabeth Taylor.
Lohan and Duff have made up
They bonded over the one thing that everyone in this world has in common: the conclusion that Paris Hilton is the world's biggest moron.
The normal Spears has a birthday today
Click on the comments page to find out how old Jamie Lynn Spears is today. Hint* she is younger than Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend.
Liz Hurley returns to London with her son Damian
You name your child Damian when you want them to grow up and become a convict.
Jennifer Aniston might be dating someone...
and about two people care, and their names aren't Brad and Angelina.
Keith Richards said he shorted his dad's ashes
This is something you do-- when you're a total idiot.
Jessica Alba wants to take on more serious roles- and then she realized that she's a horrible actress
Jessica hangs out with her "Honey" director and not her lame boyfriend.
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