Doctors of Pop Culture: 27 March

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Acting for Jessica Alba means wearing no make-up, not getting a fake-tan, and trying to add 2 + 2

One of young Hollywood's worst actresses, Jessica Alba, attempts her craft on the set of The Eye.

Britney's Sunday best

Photogs were on the spot to capture Britney Spears going to church. For some reason, all of her outings lately have us concerned that she's not really "rehabilitated."

Mandy Moore's new guy: cuter than DJ AM but she could still do better

Angelina's brother explains her weight loss

Angelina Jolie must love that her brother, James Haven, talks freely about her to the press. Anyway, understandably, Marcheline Bertrand's death from cancer at the age of 56, has been devastating to Haven and Jolie. Haven stated the following to British publication The Mail on Sunday:

"Angie has become very thin because she's grieving. I keep saying to her, 'Don't forget to eat.' But you know she doesn't pay much attention to food anyway and she's been going through a process of grief like me. She has not wanted to eat, nor has she been able to. "

"If Angelina understood something about missing parents before, she understands completely now," he said. "Angelina and I are orphans too, in a way. When you see those kids in orphanages, they cling to each other. And that's exactly what they have -- they have each other."

Anna's lethal overdose

Authorities reveal that nine drugs were found in Anna Nicole Smith's blood causing her to overdose. Smith died from a lethal combination of prescription drugs, as well as an infection from an abscess on her rear end, where she'd been injecting herself with drugs. So sad.

Minnie Driver out and about

We can't believe that there was a time when she was dating Matt Damon!

Should these two be spending time with one another?

Isn't that like Star Jones hanging out with Carnie Wilson?

Britney's meltdown has helped Kevin Federline's game with the ladies

His ex-wife shaving her head and going crazy was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Wow that's a big bra

There was more material needed to create that bra- than for Christina Aguilera's entire wardrobe during her Stripped tour.

Danity Kane still exists?

We didn't know that they still had a career- based on the success of other groups managed by Puff Daddy/Diddy- (whatever he calls himself).

Jennifer Garner does Allure Magazine

The caption says: Real Woman, Has Curves. Interesting interpretation of the word "curves-"

Too Cute

A polar bear cub playing in a blanket is about as cute as it gets.

The new Miss USA, Rachel Smith

Let's hope she doesn't become a total boozer like Tara Conner.

Gorgeous!

Sometimes Gwen Stefani can look really stylish. Sometimes she wears outfits that Courtney Love wouldn't be caught dead in.

The three hot amigos

Jessica Simpson donates a car to an orphanage

Even though she got the car for free- it's still a nice gesture.

An awkward TRL reunion

Oh my God- Hillary Duff and Joel Madden almost had the most awkward moment ever!!!

Hef is still alive?

Here he poses with his nurses. He would be robbing the cradle even if he were dating Debbie Reynolds. He turned 81 on Monday.

White people can't dance

We have never seen a woman who was so devoid of rhythm. It's almost impossible be to be that bad. Paris Hilton wins the award for the world's worst dancer. Second place went to Boris Yeltsin.

A women who is 100% natural

Paris Hilton is 100% natural except for her fake hair, fake tan, fake boobs, fake eyes (color contacts) and fake eye lashes. Her jewlery is probably real though.

The Three Stupid Amigos!!

Someone please feed her!!

Posh Spice looks like she is about to pass out. She officially no longer looks like a human being.

Kid Rock dates another blonde Andersen

Danish model May Andersen-who went ballistic on a transatlantic flight and punched a flight attendant- is dating Kid Rock. Sounds like they're made for each other.