Doctors of Pop Culture: 26 March

Monday, March 26, 2007

Is the Thorpedo gay?

Perez Hilton says maybe. Olympic Swimmer Ian Thorpe says no. This outfit says yes.

Not a good hair day for Nicole Kidman

She must be wearing a wig that once belonged to an octegenarian.

Melissa Joan Hart and her son Mason

Very Cute. Who knows what has happened to her career though.

The Mowry twins

The one on the right looks more attractive.

Oh my Lord- Tyra Banks should never wear shorts!

She has somehow accumulated fat on her knees- which we did not know was possible. She's still beautiful from the waist up.

Jeremy Piven doesn't like to tip

Jeremy Piven has been banned from a restaurant for leaving a DVD of Entourage instead of a tip. We would take the DVD any day- but that being said- it sounds like this guy is cheaper than Star Jones.

Following In Paris Hilton's footsteps?

The fake blue contacts are lame. They're lame on Paris Hilton. They're really lame on Britney.

Say wha?

We have no idea what Star Jones and Lil' Jon were doing together in Miami Beach.

Shakira bringing a little Latin flavor to Dubai

Our darling Shakira peformed for the first time in the Middle East.

Yep, they're doing another Rambo

Here's Syllvestor Stallone in Bangkok preparing for the part. Guess that explains all those growth hormone drugs he was taking.

Christina Aguilera needs to go back to being dirty

The NY Times reports that Christina's show in NY was very mediocre. The only songs that the crowd liked were the songs from her second CD Stripped. The report claimed that she is trying too hard lately and that no one can relate to her music. Interesting.

Cute or cheesy?

It's really hard for us to take rehabber Jesse Metcalfe seriously. He exudes "lameness." Here he is in a photoshoot with his girlfriend Nadine Coyle from the girls group Girls Aloud.

Scarlett Johansson does Vogue magazine

As usual- she looks glamourous and sexy. No surprises here.

Guess how old Keira Knightley is today?

She is older than both Leonardo DiCaprio's supposed fiance/girlfriend and Lindsay Lohan. Click on the comments page for the answer.

The battle of the 40 year olds

We have become obsessed with women who are over 40 and who are more beautiful than ever. Halle Berry (40) looks about 25 in the picture above. Heather Locklear (45) looks her age but she looks great.

How much do stars make and do they deserve it?

Entertainment Weekly asks this question above in their online magazine. We can't believe how much these people make. It's acting--- it's not brain surgery!!! That being said- though most people are totally overpaid, there are a couple that seem to be worth it. Check on the comments page for how much each actor makes per episode.