Though Princess Eugenie and Beatrice are not unattractive....

compared to their hot cousins they have reasons to complain.

Christina Aguilera loves being married

Again it must be said--- her husband Jordan Bratman must have the world's greatest personality.

Paz Vega is a sexy pregnant mama

She needs to give Salma Hayek some tips.

Too cute

We love the new photos of Pax and his siblings.

Thanks to Perez for the pictures.

Someone has it worse than Haley Duff

Though it looks like it could be Eva Longoria's mother- it's actually her sister. Apparently Eva's sisters made fun of her all of the time when she was a child for being too ugly and skinny. Karma's a bitch.

Another star goes to rehab

Going to rehab is now the only way you can get your Screen Actors Guild card. Click on the link to see a picture of Jesse looking very much like tubby Tom Cruise.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=03&evt=jesse_metcalfe_beach&pic=jesse-metcalfe-beach-shirtless-03.jpg

Reese Witherspoon has a birthday today

It was almost ten years ago on her birthday where she met Ryan Philippe and told him that he was her birthday present. This year she may be getting Jake Gyllenhaal instead. Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today.

Shanna's new hairstyle

Shanna hopes to get Travis Barker to recommit to her by luring him in with a new hairstyle. If that doesn't work she will resort to her tried and true Plan B: get pregnant again ASAP.

Vivica Fox has never heard of calling a taxi

Vivica Fox got a DUI the other day. She and Paris Hilton have a lot in common- except Paris Hilton can plead stupidity.

Child Endangerment

Kate Moss allowed Pete Doherty to babysit her daughter Lila. Lila's next babysitters will be Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.

Gisele is taking her anger towards Leo's girlfriend Bar out on her new flipflops

Those shoes were later seen torn to pieces on a Spanish sidewalk.

J Lo is now wearing Liz Taylor's hand-me-downs

It's a great look for flamboyant women who are over 75.

We'll assume that Fergie had her nails done at gunpoint

There is no way she would willingly allow someone to do this to her nails. On the plus side, once the nails fall off she can play a game of Craps without having to go to Vegas.

These two are competing with Tomkat to see who can be the most annoying couple

We love it when couples are in love, but Jada and Will Smith are too over the top.

Dina Lohan: aka Most Delusional Person of 2007

This is from the new issue of Bazaar magazine:
On going out with Lindsay: "Listen to me: Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?...Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"
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What mother ever says that they need their underaged daughter to drag their "loser butt" out to party in nightclubs? Even Courtney Love has more boundaries.

We love pale scrawny dorky guys who look like crap

We're kidding. This is not a good look on anyone. Adam Brody must be crying himself to sleep every night that he is no longer with Rachel Bilson- who was way out of his league.