Dancing with the Stars

What do people think of Dancing with the Stars last night? Comments!

Toting John Mayer and with her dark new look, Jessica Simpson looks a lot less dumb

They are our new fave couple.

The belly is growing

A pregnant Salma Hayek roams Beverly Hills.

Somebody got some new hair and some new lips!

Nicole Richie's new lips look about as natural as Lisa Rinna's.

Gorgeous!!!

Looking like this is the best revenge. Reese Witherspoon has never looked better.

Needs help

Somebody's taking the divorce pretty hard. And by somebody, we mean Ryan Phillipe.

We love us a big bucket of crazy!

We love Paula Abdul-- she's totally nutso!

Vicky doesn't like airline food

Perez Hilton reports that Victoria Beckham went 11 hours on a flight from London to LA without eating a thing. We wouldn't be smiling either if we went 11 hours without food. We'll assume she wouldn't have much trouble living in North Korea.

Kimberly Stewart: making Tara Reid look like a Rhodes Scholar

Kimberly Stewart whose main claim to fame is still unknown- is filling the vacuum left by Tara Reid's departure from Trainwreck, USA.

Which Indian actress is sparking controversy in India with her next movie?

Is it sometime actress Padma Lakshmi, Lisa Ray or Aishwarya Rai?

Naomi Campbell has found the perfect outfit to do community service in

No one should do community service without a fur coat, oversized sunglasses and fedora.

Shanna Moakler claims that she is madly in love with her cash cow- we mean husband

Wow- she's really holding on and not letting go this time.

In sunny California- nothing is better than wearing a fur coat

This outfit also looked great on Raisa Gorbachev.

Guess Who?

Click on the comments page for the answer- and no, it's not Cameron Diaz or Renee Zellweger.

The steroids must be working

Even though Kate Moss weighs about two pounds, we are still surprised that wimpy Pete Doherty has the strength to lift her.

Josh Henderson really wanted herpes this year

Apparently the Desperate Housewives star hooked up with Miss Valtrex on St. Patrick's Day. We wish him luck with his new disease!

She's the star of the show?

Ellen Pompeo- one of the most annoying characters/actresses on TV - thinks that she's the star of Grey's Anatomy. There are only two stars of Grey's Anatomy.

Exhibit A and Exhibit B

Eva Longoria sighting

We just saw Eva in person and she is very striking and very cute. Even though she's super small- she is not too skinny.

Halle Berry swears off marriage

We'll assume that Gabriel Aubrey will try to change her mind.

We've uncovered the long lost lead singer of the 80s metal band Warrant

Jani Lane gets mistaken for an Olsen twin all the time these days.