Courtney Love dyed her hair black

Reason #120,906 not to smoke.

Guess how old Emile Hirsch is today?

Click on the comments page for the answer. Hint- he is older than Leonardo DiCaprio's barely legal girlfriend.

We're going to go out on a limb...

and assume that Aretha Franklin likes to get her grub on.

Mischa prefers to kiss dogs

We understand why she would prefer to kiss her dog than her greasy, chubby and uggo ex-boyfriends. She should stick to hanging out with puppies.

Someone needs to adopt Angelina

The girl is looking malnourished.

Breaking News! Tom Cruise looks more depressed than Katie Holmes

The baby just looks confused as to why her parents are so weird.

Anne Hathaway let Jake Gyllenhaal feel her up

Jake Gyllenhaal asked Anne (during their make-out scene in Brokeback Mountain) if he could touch her chest for more authencity- and Anne happily obliged. Actors really have it rough.

Britney steps out of rehab

A couple of months ago we thought the chances of Kevin Federline getting custody of his kids was 0.0%, given that there are few people in this world who could be a bigger loser than Federline. Britney Spears turned out to be one of them- and of course, the other being President George W Bush.

Rocky's in trouble

Sylvester Stallone has been charged with importing a human growth hormone in Australia. Apparently he had 48 vials of the stuff. We wonder what he uses it for...

The worst cover photo... ever

Is she smiling? Is she sad? Constipated? We love Sandra Oh but there is no way in hell she's happy with this shot.

Looks like they're back together

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee share a smooch in LA. And it kind of grosses us out.

Looks like Heidi will sell anything

Heidi Klum will promote anything, even hairspray. Klum kicked off the launch of the German hairspray brand Drei Wetter Taft during a media event Monday in Bergisch-Gladbach, Germany.

Yep, she's definitely pregnant

Bridget Monyahan shows off her growing belly at LAX. In case you've been in a cave the last few weeks, the baby's father is Tom Brady.

Premonition premieres

Sandra Bullock takes husband Jesse James with her to the Hollywood premiere of her new flick Premonition.

The baby's coming soon

Vietnamese officials have told reporters that Angelina Jolie may be given a 3 1/2 year old boy within the next few weeks. Apparently, the boy was abandoned at a hospital as a baby in Ho Chi Minh City and the orhpanage staff tried but were unable to locate his parents. His early days may have been rough, but luckily this kid hit the jackpot.

Another celebrity hard at work

Charlize Theron toughs it out lounging on the beach in Malibu.

Jennifer Garner's poor days

Jennifer Garner opens up to the UK Marie Claire about her early days as an actress when she was broke. "Making $150 a week, living off spaghetti with a little bit of vegetable oil and salt - too broke for marinara sauce, olive oil or butter." She still remembers her worse day. "I had the flu and I didn't have any Kleenex. I wrote a cheque for tissues, cough pastilles and medicine, but it bounced. I had to call my dad. I was horrified." We love Jennifer but we've heard this story one too many times. Didn't these people have credit cards or jobs waiting tables?