Little Buddha

John Travolta sits in an interesting position for a man over 50. We used to sit like this too, when we were in grade school- and we're girls.

Dave Matthews to guest star on House

He will also be performing this weekend in Amsterdam- so his fans can combine their two favorite activities.

We love stretching too

Another photo of Mateo doing what he does best in Australia.

Last time we checked, that's not how you play guitar

Kristen Cavallari has a career in doing photo shoots for men's magazines. How long before she poses for Playboy? We're giving her two years.

Hot Aussie

Though many men from Australia are attractive- Eric Bana is our favorite.

Sharon Stone is not pleased after shelling out $10 to see the movie "Wild Hogs."

Cracked out and crazy

Here are a bunch of cracked out Lindsay Lohan pictures that are circulating around the internet. Though she looks pretty crazy- she still never shaved her head, used an umbrella as a weapon- or referred to herself as the anti-christ.

Nice Fake Hair

Paris attached two cheap hair pieces to her fake blonde hair while signing autographs for "fans" in Chicago.

Liz Hurley's drama

Hugh Grant was a no show at Elizabeth Hurley's wedding, because he did not want to overshadow her day with a media frenzy. Elizabeth and her new husband Arun just arrived in India to hold another wedding celebration which will cost more than the World Bank's poverty reduction program for India for 2006-2007.

Christina dons pink lipstick

This is truly breaking news.

Mateo and Kelly = hot hot

Australia is getting repaid for having to deal with the past invasions of Paris Hilton and Tara Reid.

Salma is having a bad hair day

The normally gorgeous Latina is looking pregnant as well. We think that it's probably the angle and the horrible dress that she's wearing.

Not looking good from any angle

Kirsten Dunst has the potential to look good- but she is constantly trying to look droopy, pale and weak. She needs to find Jessica Biel's trainer and beg him to train her, as if her life depended on it.

Cute

Anna Kournikova has looked better

One of the most beautiful women in the world, Anna Kournikova is not looking like herself. She will now be working as a librarian for the Miami Dade County public library.

The world's cutest family brightens up the streets of New Orleans

The twin stroller action is especially cute.

Buff is probably not pregnant

We disagree with speculation that Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant. She probably just had lunch aka- a salad made of lettuce and 10 kidney beans. She looks like she is only 5 pounds heavier than Nicole Richie.

George Clooney is the only man over 40 that can wear a leather jacket

John Travolta was not given the memo that he looks totally ridiculous.