Nicole Richie "hydrates" at Mr. Chow

We hope she drinks a lot of water. We don't want Richie to suffer from dehydration (also known as getting wasted) again.

Wax or real?

Is it just us or do Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell look remarkably like wax figures of themselves in this photo?

Love it or hate it?

Scarlett Johansson funks it up at the Louis Vuitton show in Paris. This outfit is either terrible or fantastic, we can't decide.

Cute dad alert

We know Ryan Phillippe came out looking really sleazy in his split with Reese, but doesn't he look adorable hanging out with his cute kiddies?

Thanks to PopSugar for the photo.

A ghost spotted on St Barts

Keith Urban accompanies an extraterrestrial for a walk on the beach.

The Cruise clan attends yet another sporting event

Let's hope little Suri Cruise turns out OK. She's got some pretty f---ed up parents.

Jessica Biel turns 25

Biel celebrated her big day in Paris at the Salons France Ameriques. She and friends sipped champagne and ate cake. Biel stated: "I'm not one of those skinny actors. I've got meat on my bones." Hmmm. We're willing to bet Jessica doesn't eat cake on a daily basis.

Tori and Dean open up their B&B

Chateau La Rue has opened. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott premiered their new 9 acre B&B which is located in Fallbrook, CA, about 100 miles southeast of LA (as in, it's in the middle of nowhere). "Dean was painting doors until 2 p.m.," says Spelling. "Only hours before the gala, all the furniture was gathered in the middle of the rooms and not set out. It was sheer madness. It came down to the wire but we pulled it off." The inn, named after Spelling's pug Mimi La Rue, is the focus of the couple's new reality show, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, premiering on the Oxygen network on March 20

Nicole to cameo on Nip/Tuck

Nicole Kidman has agreed to cameo on the FX show Nip/Tuck. We love it! Hope she gets a spray-tan!

Elijah to star as Iggy

Elijah Wood will be starring in a new movie as Iggy Pop. We started to like Elijah after hearing that he got into a scuffle with Jared Leto over his lame band 30 Seconds to Mars.

Marilyn Manson should date these two

In the most surprising news of the day: Mary Kate now has a job writing for the New York Times. In other news, Nicole Richie will now be writing for The Economist.

Glamorous Rachel

Linsday Lohan should learn from her Mean Girls co-star, Rachel McAdams, about how to be classy and fashionable.

30 seconds to stupidity

Jared Lamo broke his nose when he dove into a crowd while performing one of his hideous songs with his "band" 30 Seconds to Mars. We are totally surprised to hear.... that he has fans.