Tuesday, January 16, 2007

And the Golden Globes go to:


Leo was probably pissed


Golden Globe winners:
Drama: Babel
Comedy or Musical: Dreamgirls
Actor, Drama: Forest Whitaker for The Last King of Scotland
Actress, Drama: Helen Mirren for The Queen
Actor, Comedy or Musical: Sacha Baron Cohen for Borat
Actress, Comedy or Musical: Meryl Streep (yawn) for The Devil Wears Prada
Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy for Dreamgirls
Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson for Dreamgirls
Director: Martin Scorcese

ABSOLUTE BEST DRESSED


We loved, loved, loved, loved this dress and the total look. Reese Witherspoon went for sexy and bold and it totally worked.

TOP TEN BEST DRESSED


Sarah Jessica Parker has been wearing some major duds lately. We were thrilled to see her in this cute gold little number.


Teri Hatcher looked pretty in this white gown, and, for the first time in ages, her face did not look busted.


At first we didn't like the hair, but then we realized she was going for this kind of old, classic Spanish look and we started to love it. Only Penelope Cruz could pull this one off.



Kate Winslet can do no wrong. Classy and gorgeous, as always.


This dress took time to grow on us, but once we saw the back we were wowed. Jennifer Lopez pulls off yet another hit.


Jennifer Hudson looked perfect: perfect cut, perfect color, perfect hair, perfect face.


Jennifer Garner looked great. The dress was feminine and very flattering on her post-baby bod.



Almost too much boob shown for a woman her age, but the color and style of Helen Mirren's dress were gorgeous.


Courtney Cox decided to vamp it up. For us, it worked.


Ali Larter looked hot. And because of the flowy skirt, the top doesn't look quite as slutty as Beyonce.

ABSOLUTE WORST DRESSED


This award goes to Nicollete Sheridan.

TOP TEN WORST DRESSED


As always, Patricia Arquette looked terrible.


Why was Jennifer Love Hewitt even invited to this thing?



We'll probably take heat for this one. But with that slammin bod, why doesn't she look better? Something about this look makes her look like a butch-y old lady (not that there's anything wrong with that.)



Gillian Anderson came looking like this. Nuff said.



You all know how much we love Heidi Klum. We were very disappointed to see her in this number. The gloves were just a major no. We probably should've put her on honorable mention, though, just because she just had a baby.


Up close this dress just looked weird. Weird geometric shapes, that weird tail, and that weird thing hanging down the front. Evangeline Lilly is lucky she's got great hair and a great face.


Too big of a hair-do, too much makeup, the dress fit poorly... this just was not a good look for Eva Longoria.


How do you say ugly in Australian? Cate Blanchett went for the ugly look.



Poor Cameron. Justin looked amazing and she looked, well, like this.



Vanessa Manillo wore this hideous orange number. When you're this pretty, it should not be so hard to look good.

Best boobs of the night


Nobody could stop staring at Salma Hayek last night.

Skinniest arms of the night


Angelina Jolie won out a dead heat with Ellen Pompeo to win this award. Jolie did not seem thrilled in the least to be at the show. Her face, though, looked stunning as always.

Sluttiest look of the night


Though we like it. Beyonce Knowles went for the big bang.

Worst Hair


What the f--- was Vanessa Williams thinking???


We liked Sienna Miller's hairdo until we realized the entire braid is fake. We're over extensions of any sort.




Can't Maggie Gyllenhaal ever just wear her hair normal?






Jean Smart's hair is straight from the 90's.

We haven't made up our minds on this one yet


We like Hillary Swank's dress, but the hair is a little too cutesy. We'll think it through and get back to you.