Friday, December 22, 2006

Tara Conner's make out partner, Miss Teen USA has been dropped from representing MADD


Apparently MADD is not a fan of 18 year olds who engage in wild and crazy underage drinking.

Jennifer Aniston must hate US magazine


While People magazine kisses Jennifer's ass, US has a vendetta against her, portraying her as a whiny loser. We have to admit, having to hear Angelina Jolie's Vogue story of "how we fell in love" would make us sick too.

Star magazine is hilarious



Our list of the most annoying people would go like this:
1) Paris Hilton
2) Nicole Richie
3) Jessica Simpson/Ashlee Simpson
4) Britney Spears/Kevin Federline
5) Lindsay Lohan
6) Olsen Twins/Freaks
7) Tom Cruise
8) Kate Bonesworth
9) Ashton Kutcher
10) Star Jones
We would add Mel Gibson and Michael Richards, but the list is not the most bigoted people, just the most annoying.

Kate Winslet is gorgeous!


We love her and we hope that she gets nominated for an academy award for her movie "Little Children."

Shocker! Jessica Simpson can't sing


After Jessica Simpson flubbed her lines in her performance of Dolly Parton's song "9 to 5" at the Kennedy Center Honors honoring Dolly, she was given a second chance to perform the song without an audience. She messed up again. She has asked that her performance not be shown in the telecast of the show, because she doesn't want people to hear her bad singing. Can't her sister Ashlee give us the same courtesy?

These two have the same facial pose



Ashley Olsen and Posh Spice should have a convention where they can critique each other's "let me suck in my cheeks" poses.

Katie Rees is now famous


Miss Nevada Katie Rees has been fired from her position after pictures surfaced of her on the internet acting like a girl from "Girls Gone Wild." Who knew pageant girls were so wild and crazy?

Why are these two famous?


God, they're gross together.

A possible love triangle?





There are reports coming out that Josh Hartnett may have gotten back together with Scarlett Johansson, but he also was spotted kissing Gisele Bundchen. He really has it rough.

Hillary Duff is not a happy camper


Shortly after breaking up with Joel Madden after a year of dating, Hillary was shocked to see that he had already started dating Nicole Richie. Supposedly Hillary remained a virgin during the relationships and Hillary was upset that Joel was sleeping with Nicole. She has told her friends that Nicole is a "skank." What we don't understand is why would she care who Joel Madden is sleeping with?

Claudia Schiffer must tower over her short husband


Take it off, Eric



Eric Dane looks great in a suit, but ......

She's definitely not going to get recognized now


This is Amy Smart, not your college roommate.

The world's first bad picture of Heidi Klum




She looks ok on the picture on the left but the picture on the right is not her best. She's human!
(top photo from Perez)

Diddy wants his twins to hate him


Again, celebrities have to give their kids really weird names so that they can be made fun of at school. He gave his two boys normal names like Christian and Justin but the twins got Jesse James and D'Lila Star. Whatever.

Hey, Britney Spears looks classy and sophisticated!


Oops. We spoke to soon