Two fingers = two brain cells. Britney currently has three and Paris has four.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Lucy Liu has a birthday today
Lucy Liu beat out which celebrity for her role in the movie "Chicago"?
For the answer to this question and her age- click on the comments page.
Britney Spears has a birthday today
Innocent little Britney Spears claimed that she was a virgin and planned on waiting until marriage. She was a role model for America's youth and everyone's fantasy girl. She was the perfect mix of sweet and innocent.
When she emerged on the scene 10 years ago, never would we have guessed that she would be a tabloid editor's dream. In ten years she has:
- been married and divorced twice
- had two children and two step children
- had anal sex with Fred Durst
- made one terrible movie
- kissed Madonna on stage
- made out with Colin Farrell
- starred in an unbelievably boring reality show
- shown the world her crotch three days in a row
- been rumored to have a sex tape
Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today
Britney is sexy and she's not that innocent
Wasn't that kind of obvious after her first Rolling Stone's cover?
When Britney was dating Justin Timberlake she was on top of the world
She looked fabulous and they were an adorable couple. Sadly- their happiness wouldn't last and Justin made an unbelievable song insinuating that Britney had cheated on him.
Britney marries Jason Alexander for 55 hours
He is in the process of writing a tell all book about his experience with her. He has stated that they recently talked on the phone. He claimed that she got a tummy tuck after her second pregnancy. He also goes into great detail about their love making sessions. Even though this guy is a total scumbag, somehow he's not her worst husband. That honor goes to......
Britney meets the world's biggest loser and decides to ask him to marry her
In addition to buying her own wedding ring she also supported his reckless spending on gambling, cars, clothes and marijuana. She really picked a winner.
Britney is constantly pregnant with her loser husband's children but still has not hit rock bottom
During her relationship with her big fat loser husband it seemed clear that Britney had hit an all time low. She completely supported Kevin and let herself go. She was no longer wearing shoes to use public restrooms. Though she finally awoke to reality and kicked her dead weight to the curb- the notion that Britney was finally going to regain her glory was a false alarm. She still had not hit rock bottom.
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