Saturday, December 02, 2006
Innocent little Britney Spears claimed that she was a virgin and planned on waiting until marriage. She was a role model for America's youth and everyone's fantasy girl. She was the perfect mix of sweet and innocent.
When she emerged on the scene 10 years ago, never would we have guessed that she would be a tabloid editor's dream. In ten years she has:
- been married and divorced twice
- had two children and two step children
- had anal sex with Fred Durst
- made one terrible movie
- kissed Madonna on stage
- made out with Colin Farrell
- starred in an unbelievably boring reality show
- shown the world her crotch three days in a row
- been rumored to have a sex tape
Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today
She looked fabulous and they were an adorable couple. Sadly- their happiness wouldn't last and Justin made an unbelievable song insinuating that Britney had cheated on him.
He is in the process of writing a tell all book about his experience with her. He has stated that they recently talked on the phone. He claimed that she got a tummy tuck after her second pregnancy. He also goes into great detail about their love making sessions. Even though this guy is a total scumbag, somehow he's not her worst husband. That honor goes to......
In addition to buying her own wedding ring she also supported his reckless spending on gambling, cars, clothes and marijuana. She really picked a winner.
During her relationship with her big fat loser husband it seemed clear that Britney had hit an all time low. She completely supported Kevin and let herself go. She was no longer wearing shoes to use public restrooms. Though she finally awoke to reality and kicked her dead weight to the curb- the notion that Britney was finally going to regain her glory was a false alarm. She still had not hit rock bottom.