Matthew McConnaughey: He's a wild and crazy guy!

Two fingers stands for .....

a) the number of panties she owns

b) the number of bras she owns

c) the number of times per minute she says something stupid

Shakira's in Chile

She blows a kiss to the crowd while standing next to Chilean President Michelle Bachelet.

Paulina Rubio looks really happy to be marrying this guy

Dayanara Torres, Marc Anthony's ex, no longer has to close her eyes during sex

Hell has frozen over

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker dined together at Mr. Chow's.

Cameron's doesn't want to get married

Diaz told Ellen, "I'm a commitment-phobe. Don't want to do it." We guess that leaves more of hotty Justin for the women of the world. Diaz also recently confessed to Self magazine the key to their relationship: daily sex. Well, that explains that.

Not for the faint-hearted

Post-K-Fed Britney Spears is becoming a total disappointment. Click the link for her latest efforts to become Lindsay Lohan. Yuck.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/this_pains_us_20061128.php

Britney's searching for her brain, but to no avail

Cocaine Kate loves losers; hates kids with cancer

Kate missed an important fundraiser for kids suffering from cancer for no apparent reason. The event had been moved to an earlier date to fit her schedule. What her schedule includes we don't know. Possibly smoking crack all day is a busy job.

John Stamos and Eric Dane are doing a movie together called "Wedding Wars"

No matter how crappy this film sounds- we are there with the mute button!

Two aliens go on the Today show

The Olsen twins went on the Today show to hawk their new clothing line for tweens or girls aged 10-13. This means the clothes are way too big for Mary Kate.

Cute family outing

Everyone is talking about Britney's weight loss since her baby but look at Maggie Gyllenhaal. She looks great.

Gross

But this photo is still not as gross as the idea of Tomkat kissing for 3 minutes.

What on earth is this?

Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke is a little nuts. Her career doesn't seem to be taking off.

Everybody duck and cover!

Joel claims that Hillary ended it

He should look on the bright side. At least he never has to pretend to love her sister's annoying voice anymore.

It's kind of sad that these two are over

K Fed's really moving up in the world

Now that Britney is hanging out with big dumbo Paris Hilton, maybe hanging out with this chick is not such a big step down?

Guess how old crazy Anna Nicole Smith is today?

Click on the comments page for the answer.

Is Ricky Martin still attractive to women?

Roma Downey and Mark Burnett are engaged

This is actually really cute that two people can find love again. They are both divorced with children ages 9, 10 and 13. They are also both 46. Why do we think this is great? Because Mark is marrying someone his age. Men should try it sometime- and we're not directing this towards Michael Douglas because clearly CZ Jones is not a spring chicken.

Nicole doesn't want to look like a raisin

This came courtesy of Just Jared.

Nicole Richie recently fired her aging anorexic stylist and placed this blind item on her my space page:

BLIND ITEM: What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…
HMMMMMM!!!!!!! WHO COULD IT BE????

Nicole’s blind item was in response to Rachel Zoe’s statement from yesterday:

There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.