Monday, November 27, 2006

Kaputz


Joel Madden and Hillary Duff have called it quits. Some have blamed the 8-year age difference as the cause of the split. We bet it's got something to do with Hillary claiming she's a virgin.

Pam and Kid divorce


After only 4 months of marriage. Well, no surprises there.

The Three Morons


What the hell is going on?
Even weirder considering Lohan's claims that Paris hit her over the weekend (see below.)

Kevin's lawyers are going to love this photo

More Lindsay-Paris feuding


Lindsay Lohan claims that Paris Hilton threw a drink at her and hit her at a party in the Hollywood Hills. Hilton's publicist released a statement denying the allegation. Though we think Lindsay has a tendency to dramatize things, the fact that Shanna Moakler had the same allegations makes things interesting...

Click here for more info:
http://perezhilton.com/topics/celebrity_feuds/lindsay_paris_attacked_me_20061127.php

Jodie and her girlfriend step out


Apparently, this is Jodie Foster's girlfriend of 13 years, Cydney Bernhard. We don't think Foster has officially come out of the closet yet though.

Leo's mom wishes he was still with Gisele


Page Six is reporting that Irmalin DiCaprio misses Gisele and thinks she is the ideal daughter-in-law. DiCaprio's mom even attended the Victoria's Secret fashion show in LA, which Gisele starred in. Leo's still with model Bar Rafaeli and Gisele's still with surfer Kelly Slater. Do you think these two should get back together? We're kinda neutral.

Kristin Cavallari's acting career is already in trouble


The film shoot of her new Revenge of the Nerds movie has been shut down permanently. Being stupid is no longer enough to make it in Hollywood.

This looks like every other wedding we've ever seen- pretty boring


.. if you don't count the gross kiss. Scientologists love to kiss each other awkwardly.

Scientologists also love fireworks


Scientologists also love to get wild and crazy


Somehow we find this picture really disturbing.

More Wedding Photos for the two people who care




Again- it must be said: this wedding dress is horrible and very unflattering. It's sad that she's not allowed to stand up straight in the photos because she married Napoleon.

Casino Royale is a must see


Take our word for it, even if you don't like Bond movies- this one is worth seeing. We thought it was the best Bond movie yet (although that is not saying much). Eva Green is kind of doughy, but she does a good job. Daniel Craig, ofcourse, was awesome. Eva Green likens herself to be a goth chick- which explains her strange choice of atttire for the film's premiere in London.

J Lo's new video for her first Spanish language album gives us more reason to love the mute button



Her video for her new album is being shot in the desert in Nevada. What do we think of an album sung by J Lo in Spanish? Mala idea. She's already butchered her songs in the English language. Does she need to add another language to her list? We're loving the new hair, however.

What to wear if youre a grandma and you're pregnant


Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer cute enough to hang out with James Blunt.

Penelope, Petra and James Blunt hang out together


Did James Blunt sell his soul to the devil? He has horrible songs and he only hangs out with hot chicks.

Do not wear this outfit if you are not Christina Aguilera


Jojo loves cookies and milk


Little Jojo is only 15, but she decided to pull a Lohan by going to Hollywood hotspot Hyde. She defended her visit claiming that she only went in and had cookies and milk. We believe that just like we believe George Bush reads books that don't have pictures in them.

Karina Smirnoff likes scumbags




People magazine is reporting that Karina and Mario Lopez (of Dancing with the Stars) are on a vacation in Mexico together. On the agenda for Karina, snorkeling and laying out on the beach. On the agenda for Mario, partying and sleeping with strippers. In case your interested- click on the comments page to find out where Karina is from and what movie she had a part in.

Two hookers look for customers


Stop the insanity! Britney just escaped the confines of one loser...

She bangs!




We think Nelly Furtado looks good in spite of the crazy hairdo. Only she could pull off this look.

Salma Hayek looks a tad busty


She is really beautiful!

Lindsay Lohan still likes to party


Though she looks sexy in this photoshoot, girlfriend looks older than 21. The late nights aren't helping things.

Guess how old hottie Michael Vartan is today?



He was born in France and speaks French which makes him even cuter. Based on past photos of him- he seems to get better with age. Click on the comments page to find out how old he is today.

Who looks the worst without make-up?


In our eyes it's Kelly Ripa- who is totally overrated. We have seen Courtney Cox in person, and she is unbelievably little but also very pretty. Eva's cute- but clearly needs the make-up.
Click on the photo to see a larger version on the pictures.
popbytes got the photo from Star magazine

Another look at Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's girlfriend


She's busty and curvy. Could be worse.

Hair Intervention


We love Gwyneth's long blonde hair. We just think it no longer is a good look for her. It makes her look older, and long hair should make you look younger. She needs to cut it and get some layers. This is an emergency.

Paris Hilton is not just a total moron; she's also fashion poison


Hanging out with Paris Hilton is a bad idea if you want to be respected in this world. Not only does Paris dress like a Bunny Ranch reject, but she expects her friends to do the same. Britney Spears was not immune to the power of Paris' trashiness. Spears went from looking like this....

To this