Ellen Pompouseo is engaged to this guy

We'll assume he has a great personality. He also doesn't care that she avoids food and the sun at all costs.

World's worst movie idea

This picture is courtesy of Popbytes. Apparently Jessica Simpson plans to do a remake of "Working Girl" tentatively titled "Blonde Ambition." This movie will be more overracted than a Mexican telenovela.

Britney Spears' million dollar mistake

Everyone makes mistakes, but Britney Spears' mistakes nearly match those made by big dumbo- George W Bush. Her impulsive decision to marry a total loser has cost her, by some estimates, millions of dollars. What's worse- apparently she agreed to have sex with him on camera. She divorced him, but he still has the tape. Bad idea. He is looking to sell the footage. He has already made $2 million off of selling his footage of the horrible reality show "Chaotic" based on the couple's life. Our prediction? In one month he'll be dating Paris Hilton. They're a match made in loser heaven.

Tara Reid wants to be taken more seriously

Tara Reid no longer looks like she just got back from Spring Break at Daytona Beach. Good for Tara!

Clare Danes still looks like a 12 year old boy

The dress is cute though.

Mariah Carey looks ridiculous

High heels and a velour sweatsuit- always the perfect choice when flying.

Bad outfit of the day

Rosario Dawson takes the prize.

Diane Keaton got one trend right

She actually looks moderately feminine here, rockin' the skinny jeans.

The three people who like K-Fed's album

Though they were probably paid for to be in this photo.

Natalie and Gael are back together

Word on the street is that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal, one of our fave actors, are back on. They kind of look alike in these photos.

Who weighs more?

We know they're both under one hundred pounds.

Autumn Reeser of the OC

Is she cuter than Rachel Bilson?

Demi is 44

On November 11, Demi turned 44. In the lower photo she is a little younger than Ashton is now. For some reason, even in her young photo- she looks older than he does.

Denise Richards really hates computers and old people

Denise Richards barely injured an old lady when she hurled a paparazzo's computer off a balcony in Canada where she is filming some horrible movie- that will probably go straight to video. She has since apologized and will not face criminal charges. She claims that she's really sorry. Many people were alarmed by her hatred of computers. Bill Gates plans to boycott all of her movies.

America's most perfect family hangs out on the boardwalk in Mumbai, India

It must not be too hot this time of year because neither of them look like we did when we were in India- sweaty, tired and haggard. In other news...Shiloh is MIA... again.

For the two people who care

Pittsburgh's most wanted, Sienna Miller and nanny lover Jude Law have called it quits. They'll be back together in about five minutes -after a series of stiff drinks.