Monday, November 13, 2006
Everyone makes mistakes, but Britney Spears' mistakes nearly match those made by big dumbo- George W Bush. Her impulsive decision to marry a total loser has cost her, by some estimates, millions of dollars. What's worse- apparently she agreed to have sex with him on camera. She divorced him, but he still has the tape. Bad idea. He is looking to sell the footage. He has already made $2 million off of selling his footage of the horrible reality show "Chaotic" based on the couple's life. Our prediction? In one month he'll be dating Paris Hilton. They're a match made in loser heaven.
Denise Richards barely injured an old lady when she hurled a paparazzo's computer off a balcony in Canada where she is filming some horrible movie- that will probably go straight to video. She has since apologized and will not face criminal charges. She claims that she's really sorry. Many people were alarmed by her hatred of computers. Bill Gates plans to boycott all of her movies.
It must not be too hot this time of year because neither of them look like we did when we were in India- sweaty, tired and haggard. In other news...Shiloh is MIA... again.