George Michael states: "Pot keeps me sane"

All stated while openly smoking a joint on a British news program. He also mentioned that pot suits him better than alcohol. "Christ, if I drank as much as I smoked. My God, I'd be like Keith Richards." Gotta love the honesty.

It was good while it lasted

Newlywed Keith Urban has announced that he is off to rehab. Urban issues the following statement:
"I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me," Urban says in the statement. "One can never let one's guard down on recovery and I'm afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."

More Shiloh pics!

Brad and Angelina's baby girl looks cute as a button. Brad recently told a French magazine that the couple is thinking about moving to DC to raise their kids. DC? What the ----?

Cover your ears

Kate Moss, looking very much not sober, sang with fellow addict Pete Doherty and his band Babyshambles.

Rebecca Gayheart's a lucky gal

Her hubby Eric Dane is number one on our hot list.

(Here the two are at an Esquire party in Beverly Hills.)

Another mellow night for Shakira

Not really. Here's the Latin energizer bunny giving an over the top performance at the Latin VMA's in Mexico CIty.

Courtney Love announces she's sober

Love also announced she's working on a comeback album. We were never huge fans of Courtney's music, we wish she'd stick to acting.

Cute couple alert

Here's Dawson's Creek alum Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger. We like this couple. And it is just us, or is Joshua looking HOT these days? His new film Bobby is coming out soon.

Schiffer says: Models are too thin

Claudia Schiffer released the following statement: "Fashion looks good on thin models, but when you look at today's models you can not help but think there is something wrong. They are way too think. It is only bones that stick out."

We, too, miss the days when models looked like Claudia in her heyday (below). Unfortunately, Claudia is looking a little gaunt herself these days (above).