Thursday, October 12, 2006

Brody's latest mentally challenged conquest


Here's Kristin Cavalleri ex-Brody Jenner getting cozy with Lauren Conrad in LA.

Heidi and Henry


Klum's next move should be to come out with a maternity clothing line.
(Here in Beverly Hills)

More Madonna in Malawi


We wonder how people make the tough choice of which child to pick. Props to Madonna for adding to her brood.

Project Runway: Doomsday for Jeffrey?


We are very nervous that Jeffrey is gonna kicked off of Project Runway next week. The "scenes from the next" have us very worried. We really hope he didn't cheat. His collection was surprisingly awesome.

We were very disappointed at the sneak peek of Michael's collection-- we hope the clothes look very different when on the models. Laura's stuff was, as always, old and boring. We feel bad she's pregnant, but why the heck is she having a sixth kid?



Just when he couldn't get any weirder

Here's Michael Jackson dressed as a woman while vacationing in St. Tropez. Jack-o actually has quite the bootie in those jeans.

Tara gives advice to Lindsay


Tara Reid tells US Weekly:
"Lindsay Lohan reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can't take away that she's a good actress. So she's going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too. ..."
Hopefully being compared to Tara Reid gives Lindsay Lohan a major wake-up call.

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?


With such a dumb promotional idea, it's only fitting that Smirnoff hire a dumb celebrity. Here's Shanna Moakler out on some sort of iceberg creation to promote the company's new beverage.

Our vote's for Chris Judd


Mario Lopez and buddy Chris Judd recently hit up LA hotspot Privilege to celebrate Mario's 33rd b-day. Though both men are clearly good-looking, we can never forgive sleazy Mario for what he did to his gorgeous bride Ali Landry. Therefore, Chris Judd gets our vote for most attractive.

Flags of Our Fathers premiere


Paul Walker looks hot as hell at the Flags of Our Fathers premiere. Clint Eastwood and Steven Spielberg clearly didn't pre-coordinate outfits. Ryan Phillippe, who many critics are saying gave the performance of his career in the flick, was a no-show.

Addicted to surgery?


InTouch Weekly is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is getting more work done on her eyes and chin. Ashlee recently stated, "If people want to get surgery, it's a personal thing. But it's not something anyone should rush into. Once it's done, it's done." We think Ashlee looks great and should quit while she's ahead. Can't she learn from Tara Reid's latest confessions?

Breaking News?


No, Kim Jong Il did not step down from power. What People magazine is referring to as "breaking news" is merely that Jennifer Aniston told Oprah that she and Vince Vaugh haven't split. Wow. Fascinating, People, fascinating.

Scarlett wants to be taken seriously


Posing like this is not going to help her cause.

Leo is still hot


Oprah loves Jennifer Aniston


Just Jared reports that Jennifer Aniston has already taped a show with Oprah Winfrey. On the show she goes on and on about the fact that she's still dating Vince bloated Vaughn. Why does Oprah love Jennifer Aniston so much? It's weird. There are a lot more interesting people that she could fawn over.

Melania Trump hangs out with her baby, Barron


The cap looks cute on Barron. The Donald should take note and get rid of his stupid wig.

A difficult role for Kristin


Kristin Cavallari will be playing a sorority girl in the remake of Revenge of the Nerds.