She's hoping it distracts people from the fact that she has no talent, loves plastic surgery and is really annoying.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Paris is going to the big house
Paris Hilton has been charged with a DUI. We're hoping she gets sent to the same jail as Lindsay Lohan's dad.
Scientists have confirmed that idiots like to wear stripes
Scientists also confirm that Paris Hilton and Nicki Hilton are single handedly ruining the ozone layer every time they open their mouths.
Jennifer Aniston looks great in a white t-shirt and cutoffs
This same outfit on Tara Reid would look like Tara was headed for a wet t-shirt contest in Daytona Beach, FL.
Ashlee smiles after her great lip sync performance
The roses were courtesy of Joe Simpson who accidently sent them to Ashlee instead of his lover, Jessica.
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