Monday, September 18, 2006

Someone else needs to get the boobs fixed too


Thanks to US Weekly for these shots of Victoria Beckham. Apparently, Posh should have worn a bigger size dress. She gave NYC photogs quite a show with this boob slippage. We are not fans of her implants. Her look could be much improved with a better boob job.

There may still be hope for Tara Reid


Literally moments after the doctors were discussing with one another how badly Tara Reid needs to fix her terrible boob job, we heard news from In Touch Weekly that Tara has gotten a boob reduction. We pray that this news is true!!!

Bravo to Scarlett!


Scarlett Johanssen has bucked the Hollywood trend of being dangerously thin. Scarlett states:
"I try to stay fit and eat healthily, but I'm not anxious to starve myself and become unnaturally thin," she says. "I don't find that look attractive on women and I don't want to become part of that trend. It's unhealthy and it puts too much pressure on women in general who are being fed this image of the ideal, which it is not.
She continues: "I think America has become obsessed with dieting rather than focusing on eating well, exercising and living a healthy life. I also think that being ultra-thin is not sexy at all. Women shouldn't be forced to conform to unrealistic and unhealthy body images that the media promote. I don't need to be skinny to be sexy."
Kudos!

Sorry, Nicole, we don't believe you



Nicole Richie's latest efforts to convince the public that she eats and is not anorexic are quickly sabotaged by this photo of her disgustingly thin grandma legs.

Free the Dog!


We're bummed to hear that our favorite Bounty Hunter is in trouble with the Mexican authorities. Dog apprehended an American man in Mexico (the Max Factor heir) who had drugged, raped, and taped several Southern California women and then skipped bail by heading to Mexico. Apparently, bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico and Dog is facing kidnapping charges. Pretty f-ed up.

The only two reasons to see Chicago


Ashlee Simpson, here in promo pics for the musical Chicago, is sporting quite the rack these days. Perez Hilton is even mentioning a possible boob-job. She could've used those two melons to help sell tickets on her disastrous recent tour.

Celebrity look-alike


US Weekly recently pointed out that Kate Bosworth and Jessica Simpson are looking remarkably similar these days. Which blonde starlet is hotter? Face-wise we would go with a Blue Crush era Kate Bosworth. Post-Blue Crush, however, we'll have to go with Simpson.