Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Britney's baby boy


US Weekly reports that Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy today. No word on the little tykes name...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


For the second time in a week, Lindsay Lohan is revealing more hairless goods. We can't stomach the sight of it. You can click the comments page for the link to the uncensored shot.

Timberlake to be in Shrek-the-Third


Hmmmm. We wonder how he got that role... Seeing that his debut movie went straight to video (even with co-stars like Morgan Freeman), we're assuming Timberlake got the Shrek gig through a certain special female friend.

Only in the movies...


Zach Braff's girlfriend in his latest flick The Last Kiss is played by ex- Real World stunner Jacinda Barrett (she was on the London season). Only in the movies would it be feasible for Braff to land such a hot chick. Though viewers do have to ignore this oversight in casting, the buzz is that this flick is pretty good.

Sweaty, greasy, gross


Jude Law and Sienna Miller continue their "friends with benefits" relationship. We remember the days when Jude used to be so dreamy. Now he's just sleazy. So sad.

Jessica shouldn't have fired her publicist, she should've fired someone else


Is it just us or have Jessica Simpson's style choices become somewhat of a disaster lately? Here's Simpson arriving at Orso in LA. Father Joe should be arranging an intervention with her stylist ASAP.

Drew Barrymore continues her quest to be as annoying as Cameron Diaz


Is Lucy Lui the only non-annoying ex-Charlie's Angel? In the latest issue of Elle, Drew stated:
"I want to be terrified. I really want to do what I think I'm going to f--king fail at miserably."
Well, Drew, it should make you pretty terrified every time you look at your stupid boyfriend wearing jeans a 10-yr-old girl would wear.

Funny photo of the day


Sorry. We just don't buy Carmen Electra as a couture model. We got a good laugh out of this shot of Electra at NY Fashion Week.

Angelina's "tacky"?


Ex-customers of St. John are not so pleased with the clothing line's new face, Angelina Jolie. Apparently, Angelina's look doesn't vibe well with the older, homely crowd. One ex-customer referred to Jolie as "tacky." The buxom beauty was paid a whopping $12 million to star in the St. John ad campaign. Have we mentioned that she looks amazing post-pregnancy?

Victoria Beckham knows that she's lucky


Victoria Beckham is jealous of her hot and talented husband David.

She said, “I always say to David, you’ve got so much more going for you. You’re naturally so talented and good looking, so much more so than me.”
“Everyone always says, ‘Oh, David, he’s so good looking and so sexy,’ whereas I’m funny. I don’t want to be funny. What do I have to do to be seen as sexy too?”


First, at least she's aware that he's hot and talented and that she isn't. Second, when did she become a comedian?

New Report: Celebrities are more narcissistic than normal people


The LA Times reports that there is a new study out by Loveline star Dr. Drew Pinsky that says that celebrities are more narcissistic than regular hard working people. This should be filed under "Most Obvious Statement of All Time."
In other Paris news- the Superficial is reporting that Paris never showed up to work on time for her movie Bottoms Up, never memorized her lines and was very annoying. MOSAT.

Brad Pitt just realized that he made a mistake by divorcing sad and mopey Jennifer Aniston....NOT


Brad Pitt was seen here, playing out what he would look like when he has his nervous breakdown ala Mel Gibson. He then went on to make fun of Mel Gibson for making anti-Semitic slurs. He's cute even when he looks ridiculous. Agree or disagree.

Fergie looks good in this picture


She and the Black Eyed Peas performed for the Cardinals vs. 49s game in Arizona.

Tom Cruise just adopted a brainwashed idiot


Kate Bosworth hangs out at the first fashion show for Gap Kids