Paging Tony Parker, paging Tony Parker!

If we were Tony Parker, we would not be happy about this photo. Fellow Texans Eva Longoria and Lance Armstrong look a little too flirty in this shot.

World's most annoying person (WMAP) arrest photos

Here's Paris Hilton getting arrested last night.

Shanna's nose is bigger than Pinocchio's

We just don't think Shanna Moakler is telling the truth when she claims that she was 100% faithful to Travis Barker nor her claims to be a good mother. Here's a clip from her interview with People:

Contrary to what you've read, it does not consist of me sleeping all day. My nanny usually leaves around 6 p.m. I take my kids I give them a bath, I put them to bed. Alabama gets up at midnight and she gets up at four in the morning, and Landon gets up to pee all the time in the middle of the night because he's only two and a half. I never have a straight hour of sleep. When Travis was here, I would give him the babies at 6 a.m. Our nanny comes in at 8 a.m.

Whatevs Shanna.

Pudgo alert

We have no beef with Matthew Broderick. However, we do think that Sarah Jessica Parker could've nabbed someone a little more attractive.
(Here's Broderick recovering from a horse fall in NYC)

Another perfect pic for Pitt

Perez Hilton claimed that this Esquire cover is proof that even Brat Pitt can take a bad photo. Though we love Perez, we beg to differ. Pitt looks hot as ever.

Back together?

We're probably not that lucky. As many of you know, we really wish Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz would get back together. Here the duo are out and about in Beverly Hills.

Scarlett's hair-don't

Scarlett Johansson arrived to the LA premiere of her new flick The Black Dahlia sporting a very big bouffant. We are not fans of the do.

Moore's mini-me

How cute is Julianne Moore's little daughter Liv?

Beckhams in Beige

How much do you wanna bet Victoria Beckham forced David to wear a matching outfit? Either way, something's amuck with this look.

Grody

Liza Minelli is now accusing ex-hubby David Gest of poisoning her. LOVE IT!!!

These boots are not made for walking

Jessica Simpson out shopping in NYC continues her recent trend of dressing poorly.

No DUI for Paris

Paris Hilton phoned in Ryan Seacrest this morning on KIIS FM and denied rumors she had gotten a DUI last night. Paris stated that she was very hungry for an In-n-out burger after working SOOOO hard for her new music video. She had just gotten back from a charity event where she had one margarita and was speeding quite a bit because she was so hungry. After complaining again about how long her hours were on this music video, she stated that she wasn't arrested, just pulled over. The cops brought her back to the station, apparently, because there were so many paparrazzi that they wanted to show that she didn't get off with nothing. Paris then complained again about how long her hours are for this music video. Pretty tough life, Paris, pretty tough.

We now know why Michael dumped Lisa Marie Presley

We love Lisa Marie for being so outspoken but this outfit is simply inexplainable, except possibly to Diane Keaton.

Newswomen from France are beautiful

The US gets Katie Couric while France gets Miss Hawaiian Tropics. Click on the comments page to find out her name.

Axl Rose or a Sold Gold back-up dancer?

Compared to the diaper shorts Mischa Barton wore the other day- this ensemble is an improvement.

Found: the one woman who makes Paris Hilton seem classy

Courtney Love was seen walking the streets of Hollywood Blvd- but apparently there were no takers.

Paris Hilton: AKA menace to society

TMZ reports that Paris Hilton was pulled over Thursday night for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence). Hopefully the police also arrested her for being a WMAP (World's Most Annoying Person.)

More Suri pics

The chances of Suri being normal is....? Post your comments.

Guess how old I am today?

Two questions: How old is Shannon Elizabeth and can we still consider her an actress when her career consists of only doing celebrity poker tournaments?

Scarlett dresses like a 40 year old housewife

She somehow is still sexy in spite of it all. Reports are surfacing that in a drunken haze she accidently tried to enter the wrong apartment unit. We're impressed that she was even able to find her own building all by herself.

What in the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan?

According to People magazine Lindsay was recently heard performing Stevie Nick's The Edge of Seventeen on karaoke night at an LA hotspot. This photo was taken immediately after her performace.

Reese likes to wear outfits that make her look pregnant

Just as it has been reported that the Beckhams are not expecting, neither are Reese Witherspoon and her husband Ryan Phillippe. Nevertheless, Reese continues to don her maternity clothes.

Guess how old I am?

Today is Evan Rachel Wood's birthday. She starred in the movie "13". Guess how old she is today.

Christina does Cosmo

Christina ditches the red lipstick. She's looking better than ever. Thoughts?

Ali Lohan has a record coming out

Lindsay Lohan's little sister Ali has a Christmas album coming out. If she sings as well as her sister does, little Ali should expect her new CD to become an instant holiday classic.... for the 3 idiots who bought it.