Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The "family" actually looks cute in this photo


Here's Cruise's other kids, Conner and Isabella, also included in the shot. For more of Suri Cruise photo album, click here: http://popsugar.com/28863

Marcia Cross pregnant


Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, 44, and new hubby Tom Mahoney are pregnant. Should be interesing how this will play into this season's housewives. The doctors are fans of Marcia. She's a class act.

Heartbreak hurts.


Our beloved tennis star, the most attractive man on the planet, the man who we would do anything for, has lost today at the US Open. Tommy Haas beat Safin in a brutal fifth set tiebreaker. As we have said before, being a fan of Safin's is pure heaven and hell.

So cute!!!


Seal and the kiddies, Leni and Henry.

Back together


Cute couple Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette appear to be back together out in Santa Monica. We were very happy this couple got back together. Other couples we wish would get back together:
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz
Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley (a total longshot, we know)
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (they were both quite a bit less pathetic as a duo)
Katie Holmes and Chris Klein, and lastly,
Tom Cruise and reality

The more masculine Timberlake


Sexyback producer Timbaland told Ryan Seacrest this morning on KIIS FM that the goal for the song was to make Justin seem more like a grown man. Mission accomplished with this Rolling Stone cover.

We're sick of posting Nicole Richie photos, but it's just too hard to resist


Unfortunately, Nicole is actually looking thinner than ever. Does she stay this thin for the attention? Or is she actually anorexic? We're not sure. It is a bit weird that she doesn't mind wearing skimpy clothes in public... most anorexics would never do that. Either way, somebody needs to stage an intervention STASAP. This is seriously skeletal.

Bowler hats: are you in or are you out?


We're out. Though Fergie looks OK in the look, the same isn't true for Lindsay Lohan and Elisha Cuthbert. But, hey, at least it's more creative than the over-exposed fedora.

Juliette and the Licks actually don't suck


TMZ reports that Foo Fighters frontman David Grohl will be filling in on the drums for Juliette Lewis' band, Juliette and the Licks. We agree with Grohl. Juliette and the Licks surprisingly don't suck. She's absolutely insane onstage-- we dig crazy!

Still cute


Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy seem to be making it work! Here the duo are in Brentwood.

We'd be smiling too if we looked like this


Gisele Bundchen looking perfect as always at a runway show in Mexico.

World's hottest dad


How cute is David Beckham here taking his boys to school in Madrid? To be his nanny....

Suri's real daddy?


Perez Hilton has just made an excellent point: Suri looks a bit more like Katie's ex Chris Klein than supposed daddy Tom Cruise. Conspiracy?

Sharon Stone is sexier than the Olsen twins combined



The two munchkins didn't do so well as models for Badgley Mishka. They are being replaced by Sharon Stone because the designers realized that little elves don't look good in designer dresses.

US magazine continues its hard hitting journalism



Jessica Simpson, whose new look seems to be inspired by big fat idiot Elisabeth Hasselbeck, is gracing the latest cover of US magazine. US claims that Jessica has been dumped. John Mayer claims that the relationship never existed and that he's avoiding her. This public dumping mysteriously coincides with her permission to speak again.

Where do you go when you don't want publicity?


Katie Holmes, her mother, and mother-in-law went to paparazzi-filled restaurant, the Ivy. so that they could have some peace and quiet.

Should she really be wearing white?



Lindsay Lohan and her boy toy Harry Morton arrive in Venice. She looks tanned and beautiful. We admit it.

Another person from "Lost" can't drive


In Oahu, Hawaii you need to drive slow. It's not a very big island. The stars from the show Lost are unaware of this. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje recently had a traffic violation while driving around in Honolulu. At least he wasn't driving drunk like the other two.

Guess who's older?



Our "Server to the Stars" has reported to us that he recently served Mel Gibson. Apparently up close and personal, Mel looked to be about 72 years old. Click on the comments page to find out if Mel is older than Jimmy Smits.

Found: World's Ugliest Shorts


Mischa made these shorts herself. She is so talented!

Haylie Duff invites photographers into her apartment


We have no idea why she's famous, what she's promoting, why someone would want to take her photo or why we posted this.

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson are dating


Diane Kruger who has split from her husband is now dating Dawson's Creek alumnus Joshua Jackson. We thought it was adorable when Katie Holmes and Joshua were dating, but apparently Joshua was not crazy and unstable enough for Katie.

Beyonce looks cute for her birthday


Again, we're assuming that this outfit was not designed by her mother, Tina Knowles.

Katie Holmes hates the gossip about Suri


According to the new issue of Vanity Fair, Katie Holmes hates all of the gossip about Suri, Tom and her family. Given that she's private, it's a good thing she decided to have Crazy Cruise's baby. Here's a link for more info:

Not an outfit to wear when you're single


Carmen Electra's usually really cute and sexy but this one isn't working for her.

Guess how old I am today?


Nina Persson of the Cardigans has a birthday today. Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today.

This loser also has a birthday


Apparently Cisco Adler's t-shirt refers to how bad his music is. Click on the comments page if you care to find out how old he is.

Kim Porter pregnant with twins


Diddy plans on marrying Kim Porter..... never.

Tamyra Grey from American Idol marries a dude from Color Me Badd


Tamyra Grey (27) married Sam Watters (36) who is second from the left in Capri Italy. We're assuming that neither of them have heard each others' albums. (ok we admit it-- Color Me Badd was a guilty pleasure back in the day).