Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Our beloved tennis star, the most attractive man on the planet, the man who we would do anything for, has lost today at the US Open. Tommy Haas beat Safin in a brutal fifth set tiebreaker. As we have said before, being a fan of Safin's is pure heaven and hell.
Cute couple Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette appear to be back together out in Santa Monica. We were very happy this couple got back together. Other couples we wish would get back together:
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz
Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley (a total longshot, we know)
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (they were both quite a bit less pathetic as a duo)
Katie Holmes and Chris Klein, and lastly,
Tom Cruise and reality
Unfortunately, Nicole is actually looking thinner than ever. Does she stay this thin for the attention? Or is she actually anorexic? We're not sure. It is a bit weird that she doesn't mind wearing skimpy clothes in public... most anorexics would never do that. Either way, somebody needs to stage an intervention STASAP. This is seriously skeletal.
TMZ reports that Foo Fighters frontman David Grohl will be filling in on the drums for Juliette Lewis' band, Juliette and the Licks. We agree with Grohl. Juliette and the Licks surprisingly don't suck. She's absolutely insane onstage-- we dig crazy!
Perez Hilton has just made an excellent point: Suri looks a bit more like Katie's ex Chris Klein than supposed daddy Tom Cruise. Conspiracy?
Jessica Simpson, whose new look seems to be inspired by big fat idiot Elisabeth Hasselbeck, is gracing the latest cover of US magazine. US claims that Jessica has been dumped. John Mayer claims that the relationship never existed and that he's avoiding her. This public dumping mysteriously coincides with her permission to speak again.
In Oahu, Hawaii you need to drive slow. It's not a very big island. The stars from the show Lost are unaware of this. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje recently had a traffic violation while driving around in Honolulu. At least he wasn't driving drunk like the other two.
We have no idea why she's famous, what she's promoting, why someone would want to take her photo or why we posted this.
Diane Kruger who has split from her husband is now dating Dawson's Creek alumnus Joshua Jackson. We thought it was adorable when Katie Holmes and Joshua were dating, but apparently Joshua was not crazy and unstable enough for Katie.
According to the new issue of Vanity Fair, Katie Holmes hates all of the gossip about Suri, Tom and her family. Given that she's private, it's a good thing she decided to have Crazy Cruise's baby. Here's a link for more info:
Tamyra Grey (27) married Sam Watters (36) who is second from the left in Capri Italy. We're assuming that neither of them have heard each others' albums. (ok we admit it-- Color Me Badd was a guilty pleasure back in the day).