Great minds think alike!!!!

Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie look dumber than ever.

John Mayer and Kate Hudson's son Ryder share the same hair stylist

We adore John Mayer. But the fact remains: he needs a haircut STASAP.

Breaking News: Jessica Simpson can read

Here's Jessica Simpson reading a script to promote her new album on XM Satellite radio. We're shocked. We're also shocked by how ugly her face looks in this picture.

We love Angelina, we don't love this outfit

Angelina Jolie looks like she's about to head to a power meeting in this suit rather than a casual birthday party for Scott Caan. Wow! How is she already so skinny?

Even Paula Abdul wouldn't wear this

We have no idea what Haylie Duff is thinking. She's already on thin ice with Hillary for the big bomb Material Girls.

A Public Affair should not have been made public

Jessica Simpson's new CD is pretty bad. Apparently it's a mess of borrowed stuff where she oversings every bad song. In other news.. these extensions have got to go. Only Dolly Parton can pull off this look and Jessica's no Dolly.

Is he passing a kidney stone?

We love John Mayer, but good God does he look horrible when he sings.

Posh's boys are SOOO cute!!!

Who knew Posh could create such adorable kiddies????

Lola's all grown up

Here's Madonna and daughter Lola leaving a London gym. We think Lola looks surprisingly very little like her mom. Which may be a good thing...
(Photo courtesy of Perrezito)

Janet Jackson masters the art of photoshop

Kudos to whoever was the tech wizard for this cover. Janet actually looks slightly like a woman in this shot.

Whose chest is the hottest?

Click the comment page to find out who these dudes are.

Hmmm. This look is actually worse than we thought

We're starting to think Cameron Diaz really looks better as a blonde. Either way, at least she's trying something new.

Guess who's flat ass this is...

Hint: she's a young starlet who can't sing--- that probably doesn't narrow things down too much.

Important warning: Don't tivo CSI ever again

Kevin Federline's 15 minutes of fame are not over yet. He will guest star on CSI. It won't be a stretch for him as an actor. His role calls for him to play a total loser.

Matt Leblanc is being sued by a stripper

Why is he being sued?:
a) For slandering the stripper in the press
b) For failing to pay the stripper for her services
c) For falsely promising the stripper that he would be using her services on a monthly basis
d) For wearing this outfit in public
Click on the comments page for the answer.

Hugh Hefner's ex gets engaged

Brande Roderick (32) star of Baywatch Hawaii and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner is engaged to marry Glen Cadrez (36) a former Denver Bronco. Thankfully for Brande she no longer has to pretend to be attracted to Hugh's flat saggy ass.

Guess how old I am today?

Macaulay Culkin has a birthday today. Click on the comments page to find out how old he is.

Oh Yay! Now we can smell like Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has a new fragrance coming out. She plans on handpicking the scents in her new perfume herself using her favorite aromas. It will be a lovely bouquet of cigarettes, tequilla and Astroglide gel.

The Emmys are tomorrow....snorzeville

The world of TV is going to congratulate itself tomorrow for saving the world and being "brilliant." It's going to be unbelievably nauseating. At least there might be some funny moments since we love Conan O'Brien, who's hosting. We will have plenty of posts showcasing all of the fashion since we could care less about who wins. Here are more of the nominees.

Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

William Shatner- Boston Legal
Oliver Platt- Huff
Michael Imperioli- The Sopranos
Gregory Itzin- 24
Alan Alda- The West Wing

We've never even heard of Gergory Itzin, pictured above, but then again we've never watched 24. One of us is fanatical about the Sopranos and wants Michael Imperioli to win.

Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

Candice Bergen- Boston Legal
Sandra Oh- Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson- Grey's Anatomy
Blythe Danner- Huff
Jean Smart- 24

We don't really care about this category. If you do, post your comments.

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Will Arnett- Arrested Development
Jeremy Piven- Entourage
Bryan Cranston- Malcolm in the Middle
Jon Cryer- Two and a Half Men
Sean Hayes- Will & Grace

We have no idea how Jon Cryer or that stupid show he's on was nominated. Bryan Cranston was funny as the Dentist on Seinfeld, but the show Malcolm in the Middle is horrible. Jeremy Piven is good on Entourage, but we love Will Arnett (pictured above with his wife Saturday Night Live star Amy Pohler) from Arrested Development and Sean Hayes from Will & Grace. If either of those two win we'll be happy. If Pivs wins his ego will grow even larger than it is already- not good.

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Cheryl Hines- Curb Your Enthusiasm
Alfre Woodard- Desperate Housewives
Jaime Pressly (pictured above)- My Name Is Earl
Elizabeth Perkins- Weeds
Megan Mullally- Will and Grace

Questions:
When did Desperate Housewives become a comedy? We like the show, but we've never laughed once. Alfre Woodard's role can hardly be called comedic. Isn't Jaime Pressly playing herself?

We've never seen Weeds, but we love both Cheryle Hines and Megan Mullaly so we hope that either of them win.