Saturday, August 26, 2006
Jessica Simpson's new CD is pretty bad. Apparently it's a mess of borrowed stuff where she oversings every bad song. In other news.. these extensions have got to go. Only Dolly Parton can pull off this look and Jessica's no Dolly.
Why is he being sued?:
a) For slandering the stripper in the press
b) For failing to pay the stripper for her services
c) For falsely promising the stripper that he would be using her services on a monthly basis
d) For wearing this outfit in public
Click on the comments page for the answer.
Brande Roderick (32) star of Baywatch Hawaii and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner is engaged to marry Glen Cadrez (36) a former Denver Bronco. Thankfully for Brande she no longer has to pretend to be attracted to Hugh's flat saggy ass.
The world of TV is going to congratulate itself tomorrow for saving the world and being "brilliant." It's going to be unbelievably nauseating. At least there might be some funny moments since we love Conan O'Brien, who's hosting. We will have plenty of posts showcasing all of the fashion since we could care less about who wins. Here are more of the nominees.
William Shatner- Boston Legal
Oliver Platt- Huff
Michael Imperioli- The Sopranos
Gregory Itzin- 24
Alan Alda- The West Wing
We've never even heard of Gergory Itzin, pictured above, but then again we've never watched 24. One of us is fanatical about the Sopranos and wants Michael Imperioli to win.
Will Arnett- Arrested Development
Jeremy Piven- Entourage
Bryan Cranston- Malcolm in the Middle
Jon Cryer- Two and a Half Men
Sean Hayes- Will & Grace
We have no idea how Jon Cryer or that stupid show he's on was nominated. Bryan Cranston was funny as the Dentist on Seinfeld, but the show Malcolm in the Middle is horrible. Jeremy Piven is good on Entourage, but we love Will Arnett (pictured above with his wife Saturday Night Live star Amy Pohler) from Arrested Development and Sean Hayes from Will & Grace. If either of those two win we'll be happy. If Pivs wins his ego will grow even larger than it is already- not good.
Cheryl Hines- Curb Your Enthusiasm
Alfre Woodard- Desperate Housewives
Jaime Pressly (pictured above)- My Name Is Earl
Elizabeth Perkins- Weeds
Megan Mullally- Will and Grace
When did Desperate Housewives become a comedy? We like the show, but we've never laughed once. Alfre Woodard's role can hardly be called comedic. Isn't Jaime Pressly playing herself?
We've never seen Weeds, but we love both Cheryle Hines and Megan Mullaly so we hope that either of them win.