Wednesday, August 23, 2006
In US magazine's latest edition of its addictive "Stars are just like US", the mag claims that Kate Bosworth is just like us because she reads books. The "book" that Bosworth is checking out in this photo is the Beatles Complete Discography. We only wish that was the type of "book" we got to read while writing our dissertations.
Here's a picture of Ashlee before she got a nose and chin job. Apparently her new face has distracted the theater crowd so much that they've asked her to play the role of Roxie Hart in the show Chicago. Have people forgotten that she can't sing or act? She still hasn't decided yet where she'll perform. Note to self: avoid seeing all musical theater this year.
Former Who's the Boss hottie, Alyssa Milano, has announced she will create a new line of ladies MLB apparel. The new line will be called Touch, the perfect title considering Milano's ties to baseball include her penchant for pitchers (Carl Pevano, Barry Zito, and now Brad Penny).
The rumors are that the actor is having a bit of a tough time getting a date in Hollywood after things broke off with Mandy Moore. The doctors like Braff, don't get us wrong. But Mandy Moore is quite a bit hotter than Braff. He really shouldn't expect tang like that ever again unless he pays for it.
(Braff cruising around Sherman Oaks.)
You're right Nicole. We should be ashamed to have assumed that you have a serious eating disorder. Sno-cones have a TON of calories and you really appear to have put on some weight. We apologize. (Nicole Richie still looking yucky thin out with Brody Jenner in LA)
Here's Mary Kate sporting diamonds with a t-shirt she found in a trash can (shopping in LA). Mary Kate has a role in the biopic Factory Girl. That flick should be another dud.
The promo for her new album is out. In addition to promoting her music, Beyonce is rumored to be busy planning a 3 million dollar wedding on the island of Anguilla to rapper Jay Z. One million will be spent on the wedding, and another two million will be spent to photoshop Jay Z's face.
Lindsay spent some time at Neverland Ranch this weekend and it inspired her to put on this wonderful get-up (the picture was taken in Hollywood). We guess her stylist finally quit because Lindsay refuses to try on clothes without a bottle of whiskey.
Many of you may remember that Paris Hilton's horribly reviewed new album was originally titled "Paris is Burning." Paris' people were concerned that too many people would make references to the fact that her genitals were burning. Reports are also surfacing that she is living with slimebag billionaire heir Brandon Davis (the guy who coined the term "firecrotch" in a drunken stupor). Apparently they have a "friend with benefits" style relationship. We've seen this guy in person and he is unbeleivably disgusting. He is chunky, ugly and wears gobs of LA Looks hair gel.
For those of you who love Jennifer Aniston, Star magazine is reporting that there are problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One of the main problems according to Star is that Brad's mother does not like Angelina. Until US magazine vouches for this story... it's still just a rumor to us.