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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
More stars that look alike
Natalie Portmand and Keira Knightly
Hillary Swank and Jennifer Garner
Renee Zellweger and Jewel
and our personal favorite...
KD Lang and Tobey Maguire
Is that Telly Savalas???
Nope. It's Joey Lawrence in the new promos for Dancing with the Stars. Someone must be losing his hair.
Kate's secrets to her killer bod
Kate Beckinsale recently stated that the key to maintaining her beautiful bod is not drinking. If that's the key to a beautiful bod, we'd rather not have one. Salud!
Jessica loses weight
Jessica Simpson states that she lost 8 pounds to prep for her Teen Choice Awards hosting gig. She did so by not eating and exercising two hours a day. That would suck.
Kate Bosworth: Just like US
In US magazine's latest edition of its addictive "Stars are just like US", the mag claims that Kate Bosworth is just like us because she reads books. The "book" that Bosworth is checking out in this photo is the Beatles Complete Discography. We only wish that was the type of "book" we got to read while writing our dissertations.
Hmmm. We don't get it.
Someone please fill us in on the logic behind this promo shot for Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves new line of hair extensions.
Another celeb needs her sexyback
Not a flattering shot of Natalie Portman getting hot dogs in New York.
Can you lipsync on Broadway?
Here's a picture of Ashlee before she got a nose and chin job. Apparently her new face has distracted the theater crowd so much that they've asked her to play the role of Roxie Hart in the show Chicago. Have people forgotten that she can't sing or act? She still hasn't decided yet where she'll perform. Note to self: avoid seeing all musical theater this year.
Fashion Faceoff numero uno
Which blonde babe looks better in this Gucci mini: Kate Bosworth or So You Think You Can Dance hostess Cat Deeley? (We think one is a no contest-- Deeley all the way).
Alyssa Milano coming out with new baseball gear clothing line
Former Who's the Boss hottie, Alyssa Milano, has announced she will create a new line of ladies MLB apparel. The new line will be called Touch, the perfect title considering Milano's ties to baseball include her penchant for pitchers (Carl Pevano, Barry Zito, and now Brad Penny).
Fashion Faceoff numero dos
We wonder why the ladies aren't all over Zach Braff
The rumors are that the actor is having a bit of a tough time getting a date in Hollywood after things broke off with Mandy Moore. The doctors like Braff, don't get us wrong. But Mandy Moore is quite a bit hotter than Braff. He really shouldn't expect tang like that ever again unless he pays for it.
(Braff cruising around Sherman Oaks.)
One reason to move to India
India has officially banned Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind video for being too racy. The doctors have already booked their tickets to Delhi.
Nicole Richie debunks rumors she's anorexic
You're right Nicole. We should be ashamed to have assumed that you have a serious eating disorder. Sno-cones have a TON of calories and you really appear to have put on some weight. We apologize. (Nicole Richie still looking yucky thin out with Brody Jenner in LA)
Mary Kate's dreams to look like a delusional homeless woman are coming true
Here's Mary Kate sporting diamonds with a t-shirt she found in a trash can (shopping in LA). Mary Kate has a role in the biopic Factory Girl. That flick should be another dud.
Uh-Oh-- Another uggo outfit for Linds
Sorry, honey. This one is another dud.
(Lohan with new boytoy Harry Morton in LA)
Adventures in photoshop: Beyonce's face and Naomi Campbell's body
The promo for her new album is out. In addition to promoting her music, Beyonce is rumored to be busy planning a 3 million dollar wedding on the island of Anguilla to rapper Jay Z. One million will be spent on the wedding, and another two million will be spent to photoshop Jay Z's face.
Do these guys need any more jogging buddies?
Matthew McConnaughey and Lance Armstrong jogging again....shirtless.
Maria's new fragrance
Tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is dating Andy Roddick, is also involved in her own charity. Proceeds of her new fragrance will go to an organization that helps disadvantaged children.
Just Beat It!
Lindsay spent some time at Neverland Ranch this weekend and it inspired her to put on this wonderful get-up (the picture was taken in Hollywood). We guess her stylist finally quit because Lindsay refuses to try on clothes without a bottle of whiskey.
Remember when Tom Cruise used to be hot?
Now that Paramount has dumped Crazy Cruise for his odd behavior, it makes us wonder how the craziness didn't surface sooner.
The Real Firecrotch
Many of you may remember that Paris Hilton's horribly reviewed new album was originally titled "Paris is Burning." Paris' people were concerned that too many people would make references to the fact that her genitals were burning. Reports are also surfacing that she is living with slimebag billionaire heir Brandon Davis (the guy who coined the term "firecrotch" in a drunken stupor). Apparently they have a "friend with benefits" style relationship. We've seen this guy in person and he is unbeleivably disgusting. He is chunky, ugly and wears gobs of LA Looks hair gel.
Trouble in Paradise?
For those of you who love Jennifer Aniston, Star magazine is reporting that there are problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One of the main problems according to Star is that Brad's mother does not like Angelina. Until US magazine vouches for this story... it's still just a rumor to us.
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