Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Heath Ledger and his 13 year old fiancee Michelle Williams show their love for the paparazzi. while on a luxurious vacation in Mexico. If you hate the razzi so much, Heath and Michelle, then why don't you try vacationing at the Motel 6 in Culver City. The doctors do not feel sorry for you.
There are five contestants- post your comments
1. Shanna Moakler (pictured above with Travis)- we finally figured out what kept her from cheating. She was pregnant during their entire marriage.
2. Kate Moss
3. Denise Richards
4. Dina Lohan
5. Candy Spelling
Who's the world's worst mom?
Travis Barker's latest post on his myspace page is not kind to soon-to-be-ex Shanna Moakler. According to Travis, Shanna just sleeps all day, ignores, their kids, and then goes out and gets drunk all night. In a related story, the doctors have just learned that Kate Moss and Denise Richards have received private parenting lessons from Moakler.
Yes, it's true. Even at an emaciated weight, Posh Beckham is able to get pregnant. The British tabloids are reporting another Beckham brood is on the way. Posh has probably already made her post-pregnancy lypo appointment.
TMZ reports that now deceased baseball star, Joe DiMaggio found Cruise to be creepy and too intense. Cruise is an avid baseball fan and would stalk DiMaggio at fan conventions. Katie has also raised eyebrows for her odd behavior at a recent outing. She attended a fundraiser with one of her Scientology handlers and looked depressed and completely zoned out, almost never uttering a word. Apparently there is a covert operation in the works to save her titled, "Operation Save Katie from the World's Biggest Nutcase."
The stars can say bye-bye to all the tax-free goodies they've been getting for showing up at awards shows like the Emmy's and Oscars. The IRS has announced that star shwag bags, which generally total around $30,000 (!!!) are no longer tax-free. The doctors feel very sorry for the stars that they will now have to pay taxes on these items. Especially since each of these stars probably makes more money than the country of Lesotho.
For some reason, Hillary Duff endlessly tries to help big sis Haylie get famous. Hillary, the doctors of pop think you should give up on Haylie. She is just not as cute as you are and just reeks of desperate. Make her your Cacee Cobb, but do not let her star in movies with you anymore. Please.
(the Duff sisters at the premiere of their new snorzeville movie)
It's been announced that both Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley will be getting married soon. Hugh has recently become engaged to Jemima Khan, a skinny rich woman who left her Pakistani husband and Elizabeth will soon be getting married to Indian entrepreneur Arun Nayar. We're not sure if he's as rich as Steven Bing, but it's close.
It was revealed recently that in the pre-nup for Britney and Kevin, it states that Kevin will receive more money for each child that they have together. Kevin is now the male Shanna Moakler.
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have resolved their ugly and public divorce. Meanwhile, Denise continues to date Richie Sambora. If we had this body, we would not be dating Richie Sambora.
The new line up for Dancing with the Stars has been announced. The list includes total has-beens, people we've never heard of, an athlete and big slimeball Mario Lopez (the guy who decided to sleep with other women at his bachelor party before he was to marry the beautiful Ally Landry). Jerry Springer, Tucker Carlson (a stupid political pundit), Vivica A Fox, Harry Hamlin, Joey Lawrence, Sara Evans, Willa Ford, Monique Coleman, Shanna Moakler, Emmitt Smith in addition to Lopez, pictured above, will be showing us if they can dance, and desperately hoping that this will help their fledgling careers.