Cute kid alert!!!

Little Rocco and daddy Guy are so adorable!!!

Warning: Looking at the following pic may make you nauseous

Kate and Pete find a new way to transmit drugs.

Breaking News: Nicole Richie has gained weight.

Just kidding. She's running around celebrating the loss of her small intestine. (read post below for all the details)

Lohan's begin stalked!

Lindsay Lohan has announced she is being stalked. The alleged stalker? The one person in the world who saw Herbie the Lovebug.

Having trouble falling asleep?

Well, then check out Jason Wahler's latest myspace posting to hear all the scoop on his breakup from LC. We spotted about 40 grammatical and spelling errors. There were probably more but we fell asleep halfway through.

Firecrotch fever returns

Well Paris Hilton and her dumbo friends have reverted to the firecrotch humor once again. TMZ reports that the latest dumbo cohort to defame La Lohan is Scott Storch. We dislike Lohan, but we dislike Paris more. At least Lohan had to work for her cash.

Yuck Yuck Puke Puke

Our fave blogger Perez Hilton reports that little waif Nicole Richie barfed from too much tequila on the dance floor of some club this weekend. Because there was no food in her stomach all that came out was her small intestine. Nicole was thrilled to lose the organ because it kept her body weight above 70.5 pounds.

Who was the biggest dork? Dorky...

People magazine is doing a special on stars before they had money to make themselves look good. The three most publicized stars of last year, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked like they had some tough times in high school. Who looks like they were the biggest dork?

Dorkier

Angelina Jolie, wearing big sexy slippers and probably not writing happy sappy love songs

The Dorkiest?

Brad Pitt (and this probably was taken after high school). Looks like somebody was a real late bloomer.

Star Jones is Fired... Again

Payless Shoe Source will not be renewing Star's contract as the spokesperson for the shoe store chain. Since Star is out of work, she is looking to host a new talk show. Star's new show is set to compete with the Tyra Banks Show as the show that makes me "Most likely to throw my TV out the window".

People magazine readers think that Jen is best-dressed

So if you work out five hours a day, have millions of dollars, are constantly offered free clothes from designers, have a stylist and basically wear the same thing all the time, you can be fashionable too. (Obviously Lindsay Lohan is a severe outlier).

Who is the most delusional person of the week? Kevin Federline

for starting his own record company and thinking that people are actually going to buy his new CD (and not just as a gag gift)

Dina Lohan

for telling people that she is the "White Oprah" because she is going to have her own talk show and every one of Lindsay's friends are always going to her for advice
(Dina also has plans and no doubt, "advice" for her younger daughter Ali, who has an album coming out at the end of this year.)

Paris Hilton

for thinking the public would beleive that she had only slept with two guys and planned on not having sex for a year

or Val Kilmer's Publicist

for (after the pregnant photo of Val was released) telling the press that Val had just done a photo shoot and looked incredible.

Post your comments for who is the most delusional person of the week.