Sunday, August 13, 2006
Well Paris Hilton and her dumbo friends have reverted to the firecrotch humor once again. TMZ reports that the latest dumbo cohort to defame La Lohan is Scott Storch. We dislike Lohan, but we dislike Paris more. At least Lohan had to work for her cash.
Our fave blogger Perez Hilton reports that little waif Nicole Richie barfed from too much tequila on the dance floor of some club this weekend. Because there was no food in her stomach all that came out was her small intestine. Nicole was thrilled to lose the organ because it kept her body weight above 70.5 pounds.
People magazine is doing a special on stars before they had money to make themselves look good. The three most publicized stars of last year, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked like they had some tough times in high school. Who looks like they were the biggest dork?
Payless Shoe Source will not be renewing Star's contract as the spokesperson for the shoe store chain. Since Star is out of work, she is looking to host a new talk show. Star's new show is set to compete with the Tyra Banks Show as the show that makes me "Most likely to throw my TV out the window".
So if you work out five hours a day, have millions of dollars, are constantly offered free clothes from designers, have a stylist and basically wear the same thing all the time, you can be fashionable too. (Obviously Lindsay Lohan is a severe outlier).
for starting his own record company and thinking that people are actually going to buy his new CD (and not just as a gag gift)
for telling people that she is the "White Oprah" because she is going to have her own talk show and every one of Lindsay's friends are always going to her for advice
(Dina also has plans and no doubt, "advice" for her younger daughter Ali, who has an album coming out at the end of this year.)