The fake romance continues...

Yuck, yuck. Puke, puke. Somebody break Katie from this disgusting hypnotic state she has been in for the last year!!! Bring back Chris Klein STASAP!!!
Rumor has it Vanity Fair is going to publish the first Suri pics. Unfortunately, no one cares.
(TomKat in their latest photo-op for the paparazzi)

Eating is NOT hard to do. Try it Nicole, you'll like it.

Are we supposed to buy that Nicole is "bulking" up? She looks revolting here. Whose 15 minutes do we want over more: this chick or her ex-bff Paris? This one may be too close to call...
(Nicole Richie entering Guys karaoke night in Hollywood)

False Alarm Number 2 for US Weekly

Our fave pop culture outlet, US Weekly, has reported for the second time that Vaughniston are engaged, even going so far as to put the story on their cover for this week's issue. But Vaughniston publicists have issued a statement emphatically denying the reports. In a related story, the doctors of pop have fallen asleep from such boring "news". C'mon US! We want some more dirty Candy Spelling dish!

Umm, waiter? We'll take all three

Que sabroso!!!

Kirsten competes with Mischa for world's ugliest boyfriend

Kirsten Dunst and this manorexic.

Promises, Promises!

Malibu rehab Promises, that is. The National Enquirer is reporting that thinks-he's-funny-man Robin Williams has just entered rehab. He should be away for about a month, which means we've got a month free from his bad movies.

Breaking News: Val Kilmer is pregnant

Yikes! Somebody paging Gunnar Peterson. Repeat, paging Gunnar Peterson.

We're at a loss for words

This is just a promo for the VMA's and we don't know what to say about this one. Mulitiple choice question: After Paris pretended to read, what happened? a) her head exploded b) she fainted due to exhaustion c) she had sex with the moon man d) she declared that she would like to entertain the troops in Iran

Heidi Klum is pretty even when she's pregnant

Britney, just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you need to say "I give up."

The other next Bond girl

In addition to French star Eva Green, Caterina Murino will also be starring in the contraversial new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. She is a former runner up for Miss Italy. Do you think she's bellisima or not?

Which Pam is better?

Does Pam look better au natural or un natural? Thoughts?

Vaughniston is engaged and about 5 people care

US magazine is claiming in its featured article that Vince Vaughn has popped the question to Jennifer Aniston in spite of reports by others that claim that they are no longer together. In lieu of wedding china or checks to their favorite charity, they have asked that guests provide them with an unlimited supply of Marlboro Reds. Brad Pitt has reacted to this possible engagement by not giving a rat's ass.

Joe Simpson is creepy!

Several media outlets are declaring that former youth pastor, Joe Simpson is creepy and continues to talk about his daughters' body parts while pushing his girls towards images that are far from wholesome. Meanwhile the girls have finally had enough of his intervention and lack of boundaries. Hmmm.... Joe Simpson is creepy. How is this a revelation to anyone?

Mischa's not only a bad actress, she's also a big fat dumbo

Mischa Barton's recent trip to Australia had many people scratching their heads. In a press conference she went on and on about how much she loves Australian fashion, but when asked which Australian designer she was wearing- she didn't have a clue. She also didn't know how to do long division or multiply factors higher than 3.

Is that Jennifer Aniston?

(Someone looks happy). People magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston was having a girls' night at the Beverly Hills restaurant Spago, where she allegedly ate some of Wolfgang Puck’s signature dishes. "They were having a marvelous time," says a source. "Jennifer was laughing all night." I believe Jennifer Aniston was laughing and having a marvelous time like I believe that monkeys will fly out of my butt.

Big Fat Yawn

Bryce Dallas Howard, the daughter of director Ron Howard has announced that she is pregnant with her first child. Bryce is an excellent example of someone who became famous through sheer hard work and talent alone. No one has ever hired her just because she is Ron Howard's daughter. She and Tori Spelling deserve to be commended!

Justin thinks Britney's white trash too.

Here is Justin Timberlake's album cover for his new CD that has yet to be released. In an interview to promote the CD he had this to say about Britney Spears. “I dated Britney half my life but I don’t know that person anymore. I’m not sure I knew her before. If I was writing an article about her, I would not be able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing about her.” What do you think about his new song "Sexy/back"? Hate it or love it?

International Crisis!

Breaking News! Since news has spread that Lindsay Lohan might be coming to Iraq, there has been a massive migration of people escaping to nearby Lebanon.
(Lindsay poses in the new issue of Elle magazine)

Now that La Lohan is going to Iraq this explains those boxing photos

The question that has been raised by several postings is what on earth does Lindsay mean by the word "entertain"? Please post your thoughts on how Lindsay will entertain the troops, and remember there are no poles to dance around over in Iraq.